Disasteroid

A "Disasteroid" is a very large asteroid that is headed directly to Earth, no ifs, ands, or buts. Not only that, but it's big enough to wallop the entire planet and cause a disaster of major proportions... or worse.

The Disasteroid was coming.... and there wasn't a damned thing Brute Android could do about it. He grimaced and took another swig of Fuel Oil No. 2.

Disasteroid by vtology February 6, 2025

Word of the Day on March 7, 2025

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blamestorming

v. collectively or individually finding someone/something to blame for a problem, as opposed to brainstorming which connotes finding solutions to a problem

n. the act of finding someone/something to blame for a problem

(from a TV ad for HD television)

The committee commenced blamestorming over the situation rather than seeking solutions to the problem.

blamestorming by TBea April 22, 2008

Word of the Day on March 6, 2025

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bumsters

The trashy, lowerslung cousin of the hipster pant, favoured by female fashion victims, often those born without the ability to realistically determine their size. Although there is no agreed max-min amount of bumcrack to be shown, a visable 'brickies grin' is a key factor in determining whether the pant is a member of the bumster family.

OMFG. I'm loving myself sick in these bumsters.

bumsters by David Hjorth February 10, 2006

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ouch potato

Unpleasant sensation of standing up from couch after lying and watching TV for several hours.

John thought about getting up to serve us some snacks, but the thought of the ouch potato feeling kept him in front of the television.

ouch potato by VonKrokar February 25, 2009

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Community Sour Jar

A form of hex performed by Etsy spell-casters. It is a jar containing off-putting items and liquids, such as rotting plants or dirt. Buyers place orders to have the name and information of a target (usually an enemy) written down and put into the jar. This is supposed to "curse" the target.

Phil hasn't been doing well lately, apparently his ex had his name put in a community sour jar on Etsy.

Community Sour Jar by Community Jar February 6, 2025

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Boom Roasted

Similar to the usage of "Burn", Boom Roasted is said after an insult or "dis"s for emphasis. Coined during the Season 5 episode of The Office titled, "Stress Relief".

"Sami, i heard you're so white you got buried in the snow on tuesday and no one noticed....

BOOM ROASTED"

Boom Roasted by Samona Dahraj February 9, 2009

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grey gardening

When you spend at least 24 hours in the same clothing, often unshowered, not leaving your home or the home of your closest friend. Activities include doom scrolling, watching trashy movies, drinking tea. Done in pairs.

"We spent the weekend grey gardening at Amber's house."

grey gardening by mememepickles February 21, 2025

Word of the Day on March 1, 2025

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