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soggy washington

When your son is asleep and you roll a dollar bill around your dick, stick it in his mouth, then molest his hole with the wet dollar bill around your dick.
I gave my son a soggy washington last night. The pizza's great.
by James O'neil June 8, 2019
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New Washington

It’s a tiny, rural town consisting mostly of inbred hillbillies. It is also known as Dutchtown even though no Dutch live there and is mostly of German decent. If you live there you are most likely drunk or driving while drinking “road pops”. There’s zero things to do there other to screw or drink. Since most people are too ugly, that’s why they drink.
Her: You must be from New Washington since you are ugly?
Him: Yes I am, here’s another road pop to make you wanna bump uglies.
by Ponchonutty July 12, 2019
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George Washington slept here

A phrase used to mock or convey doubt of a claim. The New York Times puts it as “a common punch line for dubious historical claims.” The phrase’s infamy originated from the sheer amount of such signs in colonial places used to advertise and get people’s attention.

There is also a Brodway show and movie called “George Wasnington Slept Here,” the name a reference to this phrase.
“Did you know Shakespeare invented the letter Q?”
“Yeah, sure, and George Washington slept here.”
by PinkCripps August 25, 2019
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George Washington

"Who is the first ever United States president?"

" Idk? "

"bro u stupid its George Washington"
by Stfu p May 24, 2020
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The Washington Handshake

While at an event, shaking someone's hand while looking over their shoulder to see if there is someone more important you wish to talk to.
Davos is proof the Washington Handshake has gone global. It was great meeting the Prime Minister of Estonia but I had to cut him short because that was Bill Gates over there!
by Epstein's Mom June 3, 2020
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Denzel Washington

Reassurances that someone rumored to have died aren't dead yet.
Don't worry, Patti Labelle's not dead yet. She's trending with Denzel Washington.
by BrobberProblix October 5, 2020
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Sticky Washington

A position that is difficult to work out and is not worth the value.
Jeremy was in a real Sticky Washington the other day when his car broke down.
by The Baptist April 3, 2021
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