by EvannAwesome June 16, 2016
Get the Trumpmug. He wasn't going to take no for an answer - he had just spent a fortune on her over dinner - and so without a by-your-leave he grabbed her, pressed his lips hard against hers, stuck his tongue down her throat and grabbed her pussy beneath her skirt. "You're trumped girl " he whispered triumphantly in her ear.
by Epigenie1 October 12, 2016
Get the Trumpmug. verb - to succeed or triumph, especially against disciplined experienced professionals, despite making a farce of an effort, doing every conceivable thing towards that end wrongly and actively sabotaging yourself.
I have no political experience or training. I switched political parties 8 years ago and became a conspiracy theorist. I am the most disliked person ever to seek that office. I copied the Nazis' platform. I stole my campaign slogan from 30 years ago. I was vulgar. I lied so badly and often that fact-checkers stopped researching my claims. My policies were empty platitudes or impossible. I contradicted myself and was an obvious hypocrite. My speeches were incoherent, sleep-deprived brain farts. I burnt every social, business and political bridge I could. I alienated every demographic. Senior members of my own party refused to support me. I encouraged treason, bragged about sexual assault and mused about murdering someone in cold blood. I hid my taxes. I called war heroes cowards and taunted their families. I am dangerously incompetent and mentally unstable. I bombed all the debates while on cocaine. Not a single reputable entity endorsed me. The KKK endorsed me, and I wouldn't disavow them. I was out-fundraised, out-advertised and almost bankrupt. My Internet access was taken away to stop my 3 AM tirades. Almost every poll during the campaign had me losing. Gamblers gave me 100-to-1 odds. There was nobody to get out my vote. There is not one reason why I should have won that election. Anyone else would have been arrested and exiled from public life forever. But I won. I trumped it!
by HisLordshipOfTheNorth November 12, 2016
Get the Trumpmug. by Taking a Huge Trump February 4, 2017
Get the Trumpmug. by runnergirl9876 December 31, 2016
Get the Trumpmug. 