Traffic Jam

An awesome-ass original song made by "Weird Al" Yankovic. It's about a guy and he's stuck in the middle of a traffic jam. Yeah, who would've guessed. Listen to it, it's really good.

Person 1: Aw, man, I'm stuck right here in the middle of this traffic jam...
Person 2: I haven't moved one inch from this here spot...
Person 1: What the fuck are you talking about?
Person 2: Traffic Jam, the freeway's one big parking lot
Person 1: Oh, shit, that fucking awesome-ass song by "Weird Al" Yankovic???
Person 2: Traffic Jam, my radiator's boiling hot...
Person 1: And now I'm stuck right here in the middle of this traffic jam.

by weird al yankovic fan number f January 13, 2025

Traffic: The Musical

Timmy and Margaret are stuck taking their stupid family to the airport, and they run into a few obstacles. But there’s songs!

“🎶Traffic: The Musical! It’s going to be very hysterical!🎶”

by M0ther Timeskips January 24, 2026

Traffucked

As one sits in heavy traffic that isn't moving making you late for scheduled events.

When you're stuck in traffic, late for an appointment or work your excuse can be labeled as "I got traffucked" today.

by PopNLok February 22, 2026

traffigating

The act of signaling a vehicle to the right or the left. Common in the African household

He failed his driver's test because he was not traffigating and car hit him

by pmanninja February 28, 2025

traffickism

The belief that women are inherently meant to be trafficked for use by men.

The men in the republican party believe in traffickism, so they express that ny saying "your body, my choice.

"Your body, my choice."

by Stefani Fey March 27, 2025

Traffic Light Event Horizon

While approaching a green traffic light when driving, it's the point you make a mental note of, X feet before the intersection, where you're going through light even if it turns to yellow. X varies on the mph of the vehicle and the risk-tolerance of the driver. A feeling of relaxation often accompanies passing the event horizon of a traffic light, in particular when in a rush or for known long red lights.

I thought for sure we were already passed the traffic light event horizon, but Becky slammed on the breaks when the light turned yellow and my blue coconut slush fell and spilled all over the floormat or her Hyundai Elantra.

by Mr Nutes April 20, 2025

Traffic Light Event Horizon

While approaching a green traffic light when driving, it's the point you make a mental note of, X feet before the intersection, where you're going through light even if it turns to yellow. X varies on the mph of the vehicle and the risk-tolerance of the driver. A feeling of relaxation often accompanies passing the event horizon of a traffic light, in particular when in a rush or for known long red lights.

I thought for sure we were already passed the traffic light event horizon, but Becky slammed on the breaks when the light turned yellow and my blue coconut slush fell and spilled all over the floormat or her Hyundai Elantra.

by Mr Nutes April 20, 2025