toner

Toner is another definition of a handgun. More commonly used for a nine millimeter. Often used by three six mafia.

Put my toner to his head said nigga this is a robber please pass the bread.

by le_bimp June 26, 2004

Tower of Babel

When you have sex with a person that does not speak the same language

Mid Coitus

Woman: Kimochi! Kimochi!!!!
Man: What the hell are you sayin' lady, it's like the Tower of Babel.

by anoymous225kittykittylicklick May 28, 2009

Princeton Tower Club

Colloquially referred to as Tower, it is one of Princeton University's ten eating clubs. It is a bicker club, which means it rejects, or hoses, many of its applicants to compensate for its members insecurities. Its members have a well-documented fetish for horse erotica and are tools. Many members are students in Woody Woo, which makes them powertools. The club, although selective, is seen as overwhelmingly less relevant than the other four bicker clubs and the inimitable sign-in club, Terrace F. Club.

Common Descriptions of Tower and its membership: Assholeville. Bitchtown. Crazyland. Douchebag central. Euphemism for shithole. Fuckface city. God-damned hellhole. Hypocrite island. Idiot capital. Jerk-off headquarters. KKK meeting hall. Loser county. Moldy cuntmuffin bakery. Nasty-ass domicile. Onanism station. Pathetic excuse for a club. Quintessential cockmunchers. Rabies infested hovel. Sorry-ass motherfuckers. Tool shed. Unsightly clusterfuck. Venereal disease ridden dump. Whorehouse. Xeric vagina. Yesterday's news. Zenith of dumbassery. Vastly inferior to TFC

Well, he may have raped and murdered your wife but at least he wasn't a member of the Princeton Tower Club.

I took a member of Tower back to my room last night but he couldn't get his 2 inch penis erect so I laughed at him and kicked him out of the room.

I walked in on some Tower members watching horse porn when I stopped by the club on a Monday night

by TFC is the Future '12 February 11, 2010

Toker

Toker-Somebody who smokes the nice grass

Toker-Me.

by Unkrautmann June 23, 2008

eifel tower

Extension of the wobbly h where the two guys give each other a high-five above the girl. Bonus points give if the bitch is a French foreign exchange student (clean shaven only, hairy chicks are gross).

Greg and Jeff got Kristen drunk and talked her into a wobbly h. They were so happy they slapped hands and formed the eifel tower. Then the arm wrestling began.

by The Greg July 8, 2004

Eiffel Tower

When 2 men are spit roasting a woman and give each other high ten.

Either standing or kneeling it looks like the Eiffel tower.

Yeah mate it was top notch, me and Baz took a slut home last night and we Eiffel towered her, good and propper. I had the rat and Baz took the mouth. She had well nice corn beef curtains so I thought fuck it this deserves a high five.

by Kentin June 26, 2009

Alton Towers

A usually (not not always) gay sexual manoeuvre where someone is sandwiched between two men in standing position. The two standing men both simutaneously anally penetrate the recipient while both singing In The Hall Of The Mountian King (The Alton Towers theme). If the recipient is able to support themselves on something the two men can also use their arms above their head in a triangle shape and can bob up and down in time with the tune.

"So Chris, me and my boyfriend were wondering if you fancied a trip to Alton Towers?"

"Yeah sounds good"

"BA BA BA BA BA BAAA
BA BA BAAA
BA BA BAAA

BA BA BA BA BA BA BAAA
BA BA BA BA BA BAAAAAAAAA"

by Paddy Kenny April 14, 2008