Tomato Bhaji

To repeatedly tell the same story when drunk.
When your mate repeatedly tells you the same story over and over again whilst drunk, forgetting he's ever told you in the first place.

"Stop tomato bhajiing Jimmy"

"I don't like onion bhaji's I get tomato bhaji from Morrisons"...5 minutes later "I don't like onion bhaji's I get tomato bhaji from Morrisons"...another 5 minutes later "I don't like onion bhaji's I get tomato bhaji from Morrisons"...pattern continues throughout night until taxi arives to take offender home.

by Darren Webster December 9, 2008

topless tomato

Someone who is extremely good at video games

Wow this guy acts a lot like topless tomato

by Jojo100000 November 26, 2020

Smiling Tomato

When a prolapsed anus has turned to the outside of the body.

He definitely gave her a smiling tomato.

by Goodvibetribe00 May 2, 2021

Tomato nose

When u have cold and your nose turns red.

I have a tomato nose (Rudolph nose) since yesterday

by Shwim January 20, 2020

Tomato Boob

A boob that is both mostly red (from essentially being a gigantic nipple) and covered the the small fine hairs of an anorexic girl.

Sheri unbuttoned her blouse in the locker room only to have her friend spit coffee out of her mouth and declare, "Holy Tomato Boobs Batman!"

by Dr.Spaceman! June 11, 2012

Couch Tomato

Someone who sits around all day, like a couch potato, but has gained so much weight from doing this, that they can't get up without help from others.

Since Karen lost her job, she has turned into a total couch tomato and doesn't even leave the house anymore.

by TonyaMC419 February 25, 2020

Concrete Jungle Wet Dream Tomato

A misheard lyric from the song "Empire State of Mind", created by Jay-Z and Alicia Keys. This is normally being misheard during the Chorus of the song, while the actual lyrics are: "Congrete Jungle Where Dreams are Made of"

NEWWW YORRRRRRKKKKKKK Concrete Jungle Wet Dream Tomato

by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb October 31, 2023