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by leihannzon October 12, 2020
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Toilet Snooks

(n) Toilet: a fixed receptacle into which a person may urinate or defecate, typically consisting of a large bowl connected to a system for flushing away the waste into a sewer or septic tank.

"Liz heard the toilet flush"

(n) Snook: Chiefly British. The gesture of thumbing one's nose in defiance or derision.

“Chiefly in cock a snook at to indicate contempt for by this gesture”

This is slang for a snort of cocaine off a bathroom receptacle. Rolling up the Benjamins and realizing you’ve seen a few too many Ben Affleck films - and the corresponding nightmares. This is for saying, “I could’ve worked on Wall Street,” too many times to the friends that no longer talk to you. This is for saying, “The most successful people drive Honda’s,” at private parties where you’re the poorest guest.
KJ: “Oh shit, Don Rickles just died.”

SCOTT: long pause “...Good”

ANDY: “Fuck that guy! Hey guys, see any good porns lately?”
JJ: “Who the FUCK is Don Rickles?”

CONNOR: “You guys need to lay off of the toilet snooks.”
by Jeff Albino June 10, 2021
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Toilet Math

A math joke book you pick up in the bathroom to destress yourself every time you do your business, when your giggling or laughing could help cover up the sound of your relatively loud farting.
Fred likes to amuse his girlfriends with the toilet math jokes he still recalls, when he’s killing two birds with a stone.
by Fasters January 12, 2022
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Toilet Pi

When you use the free time while doing your business to practice memorizing the digits of the decimal number π.
As a criterion to joining his local Pi Club, which requires all members to be able to recite the first hundred digits of π, Paul is using his precious toilet pi moments to getting closer to being a pi member.
by Fasters January 12, 2022
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Toilet girl

A toilet girl is an “influencer” who gets a paid for trip to Dubai, just to end up chained to a toilet and getting fuc*ed in the mouth by rich men
“Becky is so hot dude but she was just at this huge yacht in Dubai so I’m worried that she was a toilet girl”
by Adrewski tateiocovich July 22, 2022
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Tilda

Tilda is the most wonderful person. The kind who you cant help but fall a little bit in love with. The kind who will call you in the middle of the night and give you the best conversation you ever had, or skip class to help you breathe through panic attacks because they know how it feels.

They are funny and witty and so amazingly, unapolagetically themselves. To watch the changes in their face as they think and feel and laugh and smile, is a privilige I would not give up for anything.
How they chose you as their friend is a mystery and a blessing.

Tilda loves old rock, ska and angsty music, but somehow knows all the popular songs from your childhood too. They surprise you each and every day, and might not be there all the time, but the hope that youll see them is enough to get you to school in a hurry. They make the unbearable, bearable. They make you want to do anything to see them smile. Five minutes with them is equivalent a full day with someone else.

Tilda will live a long and happy life, or I swear I will bring heaven down to earth myself just so they could find peace.
I love you, Tilda. I always want to hear what you have to say. Forever and now
by i thought i was straight November 2, 2022
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Toilet joint

A "toilet joint" is a joint like poker made of toilet paper to poke off dingle berries. It can be made with two to four sheets of toilet paper (depending on thickness) and is rolled along the thigh to roll it up.
Guy 1: Yo, when I took a dump, I rolled a toilet joint and got rid of a massive dingle berry just hanging there
Guy 2: I didn't need to know that but cool... I guess
by Souls_fan April 4, 2023
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