Good Neck

Giving head. Sucking dick. Having dick shoved down your throat .

That mfkr Teekee got that Good Neck. I stuck my dick all down her throat and blew a load in the voice box. She didn't even cough or gag. She just swallowed that Big Gulp!!

by Teek1247 May 18, 2019

Vag Neck

An unfavorable anatomic feature common to the aging male population--the accumulation of under-the-chin fat which, when gathered up by a necktie, closely resembles that of shorn female genitalia.

Did you just hear him say that he's disbanding the COVID-19 Task Force?
Wait, what? No...I was so distracted by his Vag Neck that I missed it...

by YAWA May 11, 2020

Neck fart

When someone is so overweight that their butt crack rises all the way up their spine to their back. This extended crack provides a channel for an anal fart to follow up thus seeming to come from the persons neck.

dude i was screwing this chubby chick from behind when i smelled something rank and that's when i realized she neck farted.

by ninjagoblin May 24, 2009

bitch neck

When to much bitching comes from you're throat.

That guy from the mall is a bitch neck.

by Bitch neck March 18, 2017

crumby neck

the art of crumbs that accumulates on ones chest while eating in bed

"Yo, you've got crumby neck again!"

"Maybe I'll just put it back in the bag."

by kmj72099 June 14, 2010

neck scratcher

An cock, as used in oral seks.

20:27:58 klineh i have a scratchy throat
20:28:15 Fritz McKrieg you can use my neck scratcher

by Fritzkrieg November 19, 2007

Muffin Neck

When excess neck fat spills over the top of a dress shirt acquired more than 20 pounds ago. Related words: Muffin Top & Turkey Neck

John Goodman has a muffin neck.

by Marty Blackstone May 11, 2013