Pussy Points

Imaginary points that is given to a guy from doing certain actions that would have a girl wanting to do some kind of sexual activity.

Her sister likes him, she found out, and he got mad pussy points for that shit.

by UsernameIsTheGame October 15, 2015

heaven points

when you are a horrible person by default but on occasion, do something nice which gives you a 'point' into possibly getting into heaven

Friend said she was hungry so I gave her my second reese's cup. Heaven points for me.

by suzu June 19, 2014

Hommus-Points

Points cumulatively gained by a person acting like a hommus. Points are generally assigned by other members of the social group after each hommus-like act is perpetrated. Points can only be gained, with no means of reducing the overall hommusness.

"Dude, that was the dumbest thing you've done all day! I'm awarding you 3 Hommus-Points!"

by onelostmuppet April 03, 2008

twitter points

The number of friends you have on Twitter,
mostly used used sarcastically.

She was dating three guys from the same office? Wow, I bet her twitter points are through the roof!

I got 9 points. You?

The guy I was seeing? I caught him with another girl and then his wife showed up. Yeah, he just lost some twitter points.

by kay-dee-o May 17, 2009

sex points

Points you get for empressing your partner which will later reward you in SEX!!

Babe, that was so sweet! You're really racking up sex points!

by Kracka' Keith! November 03, 2015

Point Pump

You finally scored that Raunchy Root after that dry spell in August... but before things got midway that full thrust ...unfortunately turned into half a pump (.5 of a pump). Now she is looking like a Spunky Monkey

Boy: “babe, it’s been ages. Can we make love tonight?”
Girl: “I’m tired. I have work early”
Boy: “it’ll be a point pump, I promise.”
Girl: “okay.”

by RowdyRando February 20, 2019

Sexclamation point !!!

A gender-revealing punctuation mark! Used frequently, often in multiples and almost exclusively by females!!! (Men, in contrast, end a sentence with a single piece of punctuation, usually a period or question mark.)

The female attraction to this piece of punctuation is probably entirely unconscious. The mark - ! - is a clear pictogram of a woman's 'private parts', a vertical orifice above a circular one.

Using it to end almost any string of words is a statement of the sender's sexuality, conveying a subliminal ; "Look what I possess!!!"!!!!!

The detective suspected that the note - "Back soon! I'm shopping for fancy soap and scented candles!" - with its mystifying sexclamation point !!!, could possibly have been written by a woman.

by Monkey's Dad September 02, 2019