When someone is not able to properly grow a beard, but they insist on not shaving. They have probably never shaved before either. The resulting few hairs have the appearance of the legs of a spider.
by Garglesnarbin January 21, 2010
Get the Spider Chinmug. When you nut on your hand and slap a girls ass or any other part of her body so the cum resembles a web
by stinkyYOSHI6336 March 18, 2019
Get the Spider-Manningmug. by Papertowelroll February 4, 2021
Get the Lint Spidermug. The stinky spider is a sexual act performed on male genitalia. The stinky spider is performed by placing both thumbs in the rectum of the male while dancing your eight fingers on the scrotum.
Bonus nachos if you get him to shoot his web.
Bonus nachos if you get him to shoot his web.
John could never finish unless he was wearing his Spider-Man mask and receiving an aggressive the stinky spider.
by Stinky Varys May 1, 2021
Get the The Stinky Spidermug. Spider Rape is when a spider, is harrasing a human in a chain of acts. Mostly the female side of the human body?
Spider Rape is very common on islands like Austrailia, Denmark, Japan, Liechstenstein and some others.
The act spider rape occurs because of the following:
A: A spider is has ben set loose by a crazy maniac.
B: A spider has been killed. (Wich leads to a vendetta performed by fanatics in spider costumes)
C: Microsoft sells a computer.
Spider Rape is very common on islands like Austrailia, Denmark, Japan, Liechstenstein and some others.
The act spider rape occurs because of the following:
A: A spider is has ben set loose by a crazy maniac.
B: A spider has been killed. (Wich leads to a vendetta performed by fanatics in spider costumes)
C: Microsoft sells a computer.
1. Spider rape is bad! "Arnold from California"
2. MARYYY, get mah gun! There are spiders doing spider rape on the corn field!
3. Spiderman, nuff said. Kirsten is being raped.
2. MARYYY, get mah gun! There are spiders doing spider rape on the corn field!
3. Spiderman, nuff said. Kirsten is being raped.
by BobProductions September 28, 2008
Get the Spider Rapemug. A form of diarrhea in which you crap liquid crap containing spiders (living or dead.) of no certain species.
also spelled buttspiders
also spelled buttspiders
Tanner: Dude who in this house is crapping spiders!?
Ryan: Yeah, whoever it is, get out! We don't want you giving us Buttspiders!
Nick: Well it's not me! I know I don't have Butt Spiders.
Ryan: Yeah, whoever it is, get out! We don't want you giving us Buttspiders!
Nick: Well it's not me! I know I don't have Butt Spiders.
by .Tanner Linares. January 3, 2011
Get the Butt Spidersmug. the act of splattering feces from your hole in the shape of a King Kong Spider on the wall of a bar, club, or any other social setting while no one is looking.
by Levinsuck March 1, 2005
Get the Wall Spidermug.