Seal Cuff

noun / verb / extreme sport (NSFW)

Definition:
An ill-advised sexual manoeuvre involving a sudden, flailing arm slap across your partner’s back or neck mid-thrust, accompanied by an enthusiastic seal bark (“Arh! Arh! Arh!”) and ideally a slap of the thighs. Typically executed in cold, wet conditions for maximum chaos and regret.

“Things were getting spicy… until he Seal Cuffed me. I haven’t trusted a wetsuit since.”

by TableFerret May 2, 2025

Emperor Seal

Emperor of the United States, Guam, and the Moon on the X social media platform.

Emperor Seal is the Emperor of the United States, Guam, and the Moon.

by Emperor Seal November 29, 2023

Seal Sneeze

When a man is having sex with a woman in Missionary and the woman farts and the man can feel the fart on his balls. The fart is often forceful enough to slightly move the mans Scrotum. In serious cases fart particles can be felt.

Also, some men have a Seal Sneeze Fetish

James was having sex with his tinder date when she Seal Sneezed on his Balls.

by jwbreezyeasy June 20, 2022

drowned by a seal

Letting life's struggles, uncertainties, or arch nemesis (seal) get the best of you. Losing the challenges life throws at you and ultimately drowning (suicide) in deep waters like a seal does to its prey.

SketchyBall 1: Hey what's up? Did you, uh, take care of Timmy?
SketchyBall 2: Wym?
SketchyBall 1: You know, cut the head off the snake?
SketchBall 2: No need, the easy ones always get drowned by a seal.

by Mr.AttackIsBack April 27, 2024

vacuum sealed

When three amigos fill every hole on a woman, at the same time.

*setting- Sushi restaurant*
Friend 1-“Man this waitress sure is being flirtatious”
Friend 2-“I saw that, think she could be vacuum sealed ? “
Friend 3- “I don’t see why not, she has a septum piercing”

by reelrod April 8, 2022

The Forth Seal

Li stove the forth seal

the forth seal is death

by MineOwedWu's May 26, 2021

The Power Seal

Li saw weapon "the power seal"

Is a uniliminal message

The Power Seal is, something from taking car of business backwards by bachman turner

The Power Seal is like a ring of power, The book has no other master, none of us can weild it. The book only answers to Sun Wu.

The power seal was here

by MineOwedWu's May 26, 2021