something for the weekend, Sir? 

a term once used by barbers to politely ask a customer if they would like to buy a packet of condoms.

Years ago it was illegal for shops to trade on a Sunday and most shops only opened for a few hours on a Sat morning also most local chemists only opened Mon - Fri. Men would often visit the barbers on a Friday evening to tidy them selves up for a date or evening in with the wife etc. the barber would usually offer the condoms as an add on sale at the end, by saying either "Would Sir like anything for the weekend?" or "something for the weekend, Sir?"

something for the weekend, Sir? by hteb78 September 13, 2013

one off the wrist 

It is, indeed, yet another euphemism for masturbation.

As the description suggests, it generally refers to male masturbation.

I spent half the day, at work, in a cubicle in the toilets; fantasizing about rough sex with my boss, while having one off the wrist. Eventually I had to move to another cubicle when the toilet roll ran out.

one off the wrist by Jimi p September 10, 2008

All Along the Watchtower 

Greatest rock song of all time. It was orginally written by Bob Dylan, but the famous (and best) version is the one performed by The Jimi Hendrix Experience, which contains an absolutely mind-blowing guitar solo which is widely regarded as one of the best of all time.

"Damn, man. That All Along the Watchtower song...wow."
"I told you it was the shit."

All Along the Watchtower by My name December 19, 2005

that's the way the cookie crumbles 

That's just the way it goes; shit happens.

I studied really hard for the test, but failed. I guess that's just the way the cookie crumbles.

that's the way the cookie crumbles by Laur0406 June 1, 2004

the witcher 

The best Polish Game Ever!!

This game contains sexual themes, why not? I played the witcher while fapping to the heart content!!

the witcher by Operation_Quicksilver December 3, 2013

A Fart in the wind 

Something so useless that it might as well be nothing.

After all the crap you did, your pathetic apology doesn't amount to a fart in the wind.

A Fart in the wind by Zozothecat December 15, 2011

Everybody Wants To Rule the World 

1. A 1985 song by the British band Tears for Fears.

2. Basically the most true line ever. EVER. See Julius Caeser, Joseph Stalin, Adolf Hitler, and Happy Bunny.

1. "GEE WILICKERS, I JUST LOVE THE SONG EVERYBODY WANTS TO RULE THE WORLD!

2. Damn. Broseph Stalin wanted to rule the world.

Everybody Wants To Rule the World by Μην καλείτε το όνομά μου April 24, 2010