The Holy Shit

When, due to a combination of excessive horniness and constipation, one spontaneously ejaculates (for a man while still soft, see shooting from the hip) during an especially strenuous attempt to excrete.

Friend 1: Dude I'm worried that mac and cheese is going to cause me to take The Holy Shit
Friend 2: Oh god, why would your lactose intolerant ass eat dairy mid-November, it's a recipe for disaster

The Holy Shit by user31415 January 12, 2021

The cool shit 

Have you ever felt cool shiting?Well that is fuckin cool

I feel the cool shit and its fuckin cool

The cool shit by bensoofydude March 9, 2021

The Purple Shit 

Found in 2k21. Only the real know you hurd

Did you see the purple shit?

The purple shit was chasing me around.

The purple shit keeps me out at night.

That purple shot is crazy

The Purple Shit by Johnweinersnitchel January 6, 2022

The Fucked Shit 

The fucked shit is anything and everything depending on the context because everything is shit and all that shit is fucked. Great term to use while tripping balls when most words no longer work

Hey dude pass me the fucked shit I wanna get proper fucked mate

Oh mate I’m sorry to hear about the fucked shit, can’t believe she’s dead

Pass me the remote I’m gonna put on the fucked shit

Im really horny will you do the fucked shit

Remember when Will Smith did the fucked shit

The Fucked Shit by The Fucked Guy July 10, 2022

The Fat Shit 

"The Fat Shit" is a well used nickname towards a special type of human being which enjoys having his daddies throbbing cock rammed inside him until he splurges his thick white semen into his rectum. He is very well known for being a faggot a couple years back, and is really shit at the popular videogame "Brawlhalla." He also love ripping one out to NeoVR's sister, who was already used up by Colby Coe. Not only does "The Fat Shit" loves it when his dad nuts in his butt, but he loves it when he swallows his brothers fresh from daddies huge purple nutsack

Person 1 "The Fat Shit nigga jerked off to NeoVR's sister, and then licked up his own cum!"
Person 2 "BRO WTF, I heard his dad cums deep in his mouth and makes him swallow it!"

The Fat Shit by meatrider445 December 25, 2022

The Hut Shit 

It’s when someone takes a shit behind someone’s hut and thinks he’s such hot shit that he blames it on someone else, then volunteers to clean it up to make them look like hot shit again

Brent was definitely the one who did The Hut Shit cause he tried to blame Tim then act like hot shit by cleaning it up.

The Hut Shit by MyDefinitionsBeTROLLIN January 4, 2024

The living shit

Your life

Me-I am gonna beat the living shit out of you

The living shit by Shooosh December 16, 2024