Pete

This best donkey you’ll ever meet he will buy you a coffee and eat your peen for lunch and sometimes brunch so watch out.

That is a cool Pete over there

by Marvin donk April 16, 2019

pete's law

When you misinterpret, or miss the tone of a text.

Text: Hey your wrong
Text 2: hey fuck you
Text: Pete's Law

by FoC-Judy_Hopps November 2, 2017

Pete Davidson NOOOO!!!

Goddamn algorithm!

Hym "Pete Davidson NOOOO!!! I typed in his name and now he's everywhere! 😭 Why, Pete Davidson!? Leave me alone! You can have all the women! Just get off my phone!" 😭

Iam "The stand-up is funny though. He's pretty funny."

by Hym Iam November 19, 2023

Pete-ing

"Pete-ing", "Pete-ing around":That is when u r being Pete n there's no words to describe how u exactly doing

"Ann went Pete on u!"
"Did Ann went Pete on u again?"
"Dude u have to stop Pete-ing around"
"I had no idea Ann was into Pete-ing untill I saw them being Pete"
"Oh don't mind her she's a dumbass she's always being Pete"

by Sharll August 8, 2022

Skinny Pete

Can be a meth addict, but is a great friend. Skinny. Wears beanie his whole life. Likes video games.

Skinny Pete: "Badger, Im gonna destroy you bro."
Badger: "No"

by Boat21 January 25, 2022

Pickle Pete

An extremely muscular gigachad who runs a youtube channel

“yo did you see that new Pickle Pete upload?”
“Yeah, I can’t wait until part 3!”

by lettuceman21 April 13, 2022

Pete Jenkins

Term for a projecting, self centred, tart.

Me: what’s your thoughts on Pete Jenkins?
Ronald: he’s a projecting, self centred, tart.

by wiggybiggly January 26, 2025