spank my granny

Going to the toilet when you're really desperate

Omg , I'm so desperate! Is there anywhere I could spank my granny in here?

by IBanana03 May 7, 2018

whiteass granny

bílá bába

look at that whiteass granny

by Scampire April 8, 2023

Tranny Granny Sammy

A trans grandmother who's named Sammy

Damn Tranny Granny Sammy is sucking my dick after butt sex!

by Kiddes123 January 11, 2023

You’s granny

That sexy old lady we engor at all costs

Crap the popo’s be all up in ere you’s granny as a shield

by Big dead scrodum hat June 21, 2021

Granny Grand slam

Take a Dab, take a shot of liquor, take a bong rip of weed, chug a beer, and exhale. All in one breathe makes the "granny grand slam". First performed by a youtube "grandma". Taking the "strikeout" to the next level.

My friends and I took some granny grand slams last night, we got peeled back!

by Walleyewacker11 September 26, 2018

Granny Skrt

/'ɡranē skərt/

Verb
Verb: granny skrt; 3rd person present: granny skrts; past tense: granny skrted; gerund or present participle: granny skrting; past participle: granny skrted

1. To drive safe and lawfully. More often, under the speed limit.

2. To goof on people in proximity to slow drivers. Especially, when positioned inside of a slow turn. e.g. (parked or standing) If 'cut off' by a slow driver.

3. Celebratory shout to witnessing a very slow driver.

"Boi got granny skrted on! Haha!"

by HandicapParkingPass August 15, 2017

granny sniffer

A pedophile who like to sniff grannies.

Stop bring a granny sniffer

by GrannySniffer101 July 2, 2023