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virginia tech

A school where a mass murder occured. 33 people are dead after a gun man shot and killed students and teachers.
John- hey are you going to virginia tech next year?
Jim- Fuck no, Im not trying to get killed.
by asshole1 April 25, 2007
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virginia tech

Can't match up to The Citadel and the Citadel grads run the country. Unlike the redneck populated VT who could not get in The Citadel.
I went to visit VT and it was full of rednecks and pussies. I went to The Citadel to learn how to become a real man. Bring it on bitch!
by Charlie Rules December 11, 2004
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Tech Girls

A girl who doesn't belong where she goes to college at
Dude! I hooked up with tech girls!
Yeah, hows the VD, + they were fat and hairy... like a snowcow
by plop plop November 18, 2006
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wearable tech

A device which can act and/or function as a PDA, Tablet or other computer aided device.

This may include the ability to receive, view and send tweets and emails; browse and update facebook, set reminders and mark special events, as well as GPS navigation.

Some wearable tech may also feature a variety of tools for the more health conscious users. This typically consists of a pedometer to track and record how many steps the user has taken; tracking their calorie intake and how many calories they are burning and measuring their pulse and heart rate during the course of the day.

Some examples of wearable tech includes Google Glass; the Pebble; Samsung's Galaxy Gear and Razer's Nabu Smart Band
Phil: You hear about Ted getting on the "Wearable Tech" bandwagon?
Mike: Yeah, I saw him showing off his new Pebble.
Phil: I personally got better things to do with my money. I'm not going pay to be some faceless corporation's sales ad guinea pig.
Mike: You said it.
by wisemanoncesaid February 4, 2014
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Tech Editor

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Eric Franks
One who reviews items of a technical nature.
Let us have the Tech Editor review the camcorder.
by Amanda Huggenkish December 31, 2003
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Tech disabled

State of someone who, on a temporary or permanent basis, has lost access to a modern means of communication.
I lost my mobile phone and my laptop, I'm tech disabled.

I'm planning a trip to the Gobi Desert, but I will be tech disabled there.
by Epsylon April 15, 2010
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tech tyrants

A term to define the tyrannical archetype of institutional systemic oppression of 'wrongthinkers' by Californian multi-billionaires in ivory towers. The Tech Tyrants are the socio-political group that abuse technology to silence critics and to steer the narrative, thoughts, opinions, and voting of the masses at all costs by any means necessary.

The term tech tyrants has slowly grown in relevance as the ultimate summary of the condition in which we exist where a minority of a minority control not just the viewpoints of the majority, but what we are allowed to know, think about, talk about, or even learn.

From typing something in a search engine and thinking "Oh wait, I'd never be allowed to find that." to being deleted from Twitter every time an election draws near like millions of users are every election globally the tech tyrants are a creeping manifestation of elitist Marxist utopians.

It appears it was first used by a free speech lobbyist in Australia, Dr. Lex Winter, in a white paper on dystopian technocracy in 1998. It has subsequently come to more prominence as it has trended on alt tech websites during a mass exodus from Tech Tyrant social media.
The Tech Tyrants must fall!
by Schlomo Goldberg June 23, 2020
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