Jaw jockey

Some one how specializes in the act of vigorous oral sex. You could consider them a Master Palidin Mouthfucke.
Have you met Jessica? Shes are real Jaw Jockey, revs ya like a two-stroke.
by Brimbus May 9, 2021
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St. John's jaw

A painful and elocutionarily debilitating medical condition originally identified among pederastic members of the Brothers Hospitallers of St. John of God, brought on by compulsive fellatio performed on unwilling minors.
A doctor's office in 1974...
Doctor: Well, Brother, what might the problem be today?
Patient: Humph-haugh-haugh-maugh-hinh.
Doctor: St. John's jaw again, is it? That's the third time this year, Brother. You really must give it a rest.
Patient: Rhaoum-haugh.
by doonga November 7, 2013
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Keep Your Jaw On

"Keep your jaw on" is a phrase used when somebody is overwrought, overly shocked, or unnecessarily upset over a trivial matter. The expression was inspired by John Glubb, a WW1 soldier who had his jaw shot off but managed to have it reconstructed using surgery. The point of the phrase was, if even somebody who's reached a situation that low managed to fix their problems, you shouldn't be reacting so badly about a smaller issue.

Popularised in Northwest England's coastal towns, the phrase is often used as a less niche form of the phrase "don't get your knickers in a twist."
PERSON 1: “Oh my God, my life is over! My phone, my beautiful phone - it's been delayed in transit. I literally don't know what to do. What the Hell should I do?”

PERSON 2: “Jesus Christ, keep your jaw on. It'll clearly get here in the end - some people have real problems.”
by C L G May 1, 2025
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jaws vi brittiana

Name of the former shadow ruler of tc, known for being a scumbag but genuinely fed his peasants.
Did you know that man is Jaws vi Brittiana? Yeah he’s such a cool dude
by Moenmast October 31, 2023
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meth jaw

The stripping of enamel from the teeth, caused by prolonged meth smoking. The teeth, lacking enamel, then rot at a much faster rate, often turning black and infecting the gums.

Also known as "meth mouth"
K: Yeah the guy's mouth was rotten like he had meth jaw.

A: Meth mouth?

K: Why yes, meth jaw and meth mouth are synonymous.
by zychster March 18, 2011
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Captain Rim Jaw

An alternative super hero that dwells in the west country of England. Often mistaken for Dustin Diamond or Jerry Seinfeld. His super powers are a very powerful rimming jaw and a throwing arm belieing his otherwise Mr Burns like stature.
"I saw Captain Rim Jaw at Second Bridge last night, he left chocolate sauce everywhere"
by Micky Dolenz May 9, 2022
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banged his jaw

To get hit had by a certified roadman and get knocked out
"Bruv I banged his jaw this moist yutes jaw , he was on the floor cuz." He got hit and got knocked out
by Road man cuz December 1, 2016
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