You put barbecue sauce on your penis and proceed to give her anal until you cum. Then make the girl suck it all off until she’s full
by Big baddy August 5, 2019
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James: hey you got some Texas Lettuce
John: what's that?
James: it's 2 dollar Bill's
John: oh nice, where can you get it
James: from Texas, that's where it's found
John: what's that?
James: it's 2 dollar Bill's
John: oh nice, where can you get it
James: from Texas, that's where it's found
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When a driver makes an exaggerated turn. This can occur anywhere. On the highway, it is when a person is in any other lane, but the correct one and exits across multiple lanes. At an intersection, turning from a non-turn lane, or U-turning outside of the turn lanes, or turning left from the right lane, or turning right from the left lane. Any outrageous illegal maneuver that results in a change of direction.
She was driving down the highway in the fast lane (left lane) noticed her exit last minute, and made a #Texas Turn into the. exit
by EatdickNdie December 8, 2019
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Dude, I was sitting by the campfire next to my babe...and seeing her and the fire so close to each other made me really antsy for a texas torcher.
by jdog9131 December 8, 2019
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Get the Texas Strangler mug.The only state that is normal to see someone at the supermarket with a gun or shooten a deer.
No. We do not dress like cowboys.! That is very stereotypical of you Oklahoma.
We hate Oklahoma and they hate us.
Probably the only place in the US that can have all four seasons at once.
Got into the US with a treaty so like...half US state.
Only state that's flag flys at the same height as the country flag.
More American the America.
Guns....everywhere.
King of Whataburger and BBQ
Like Hawaii, we have our own culture.
Mostly Mexicans!
Probably one of the worst thing to be called out for is our way of talking.
No. We do not dress like cowboys.! That is very stereotypical of you Oklahoma.
We hate Oklahoma and they hate us.
Probably the only place in the US that can have all four seasons at once.
Got into the US with a treaty so like...half US state.
Only state that's flag flys at the same height as the country flag.
More American the America.
Guns....everywhere.
King of Whataburger and BBQ
Like Hawaii, we have our own culture.
Mostly Mexicans!
Probably one of the worst thing to be called out for is our way of talking.
Person A: I'M BACK FROM TEXAS!
Me: did ya go to Whataburger?
Person A: what?
Me: Y'all better get ya ass back to Texas and go to a Whataburger.
Me: did ya go to Whataburger?
Person A: what?
Me: Y'all better get ya ass back to Texas and go to a Whataburger.
by _Bored_Texan_ February 2, 2020
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by Hilarion October 11, 2020
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