Touching Turkeys

When two gay guys who are very brave and beautiful touch their ball sacks together.
Andrew and Tom are late again, they must be Touching Turkeys.
by Concerned Citizens For The USA December 02, 2019
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Man Turkey

The hairstyle of a man with long hair, who wears a headband, and forces his hair to stick up on the top of his head.
Woah! Check out that douchebag's Man Turkey!
by Skat8rB0y69 May 13, 2015
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Turkey Jerky

Mom: why is this turkey so salty?
Me: let’s just say I got a turkey jerky
by FamousJew December 03, 2021
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turkey soup

soup made a few days after thanksgiving from leftover turkey. Every american should eat it to be normal
Hey mom, aren't you gonna start making the turkey soup yet?

I am sick and tired of this turkey soup!

Only losers have never heard of turkey soup.
by gobble gobble hehehe November 27, 2010
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Turkey Bloat

Enlarged stomach following excessive eating during Thanksgiving dinner
Christine: Hey Tai, why are you loosening your belt?

Tai: Yo, my turkey bloat is rolling over my pants. I gotta get some relief!
by christine sixteen November 21, 2010
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porch turkey

It is a term used for white folks standing on a porch such as its counter-part porch monkey
Man look at that porch turkey
by Porch Turkey November 23, 2017
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Turkey Bottom

The accumulation of excessive food eaten over the Thanksgiving holiday, with the realization of it all settling in one’s buttocks.
As I awoke on Friday morning, to my horror, I realized that I was a victim of turkey bottom.
by Chaz McQwirkle November 29, 2022
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