Comparable to “Ice Blocking”.
Basically what you do is sneak up behind your wife, and yank her pants down near the top of the stairs.
You whip your winky out and shove it into her buns. You then grab a hold of whatever you can and ride her down the stairs!!!
Basically what you do is sneak up behind your wife, and yank her pants down near the top of the stairs.
You whip your winky out and shove it into her buns. You then grab a hold of whatever you can and ride her down the stairs!!!
by BigBadButtBlaster December 05, 2019
Your ride or die chick that you roll with on Call of Duty. Not to be confused with your real wife, who is most likely jealous of- and nags about your COD wife.
by BiP0larBear January 11, 2023
by Nic September 25, 2003
A statement of redundancy, typically used to poetically illustrate the absurdly horrible nature of a particular situation.
by Dangerfox February 16, 2012
The best breed of women on this Earth specifically for the toughest warriors in the world. Brave, tough but sweet, takes no bullshit, tenacious, and dangerously beautiful. You can look, but don't touch; she'll make you wish you hadn't. If she doesn't; Well, shes protected by a US Marine.
"Damn look at that babe."
"She's a Marine wife.."
"Damn, I was going to ask for her number...but her Marine would kill me."
"Hah! If she doesn't first."
"She's a Marine wife.."
"Damn, I was going to ask for her number...but her Marine would kill me."
"Hah! If she doesn't first."
by Greggy Po. June 06, 2016
Wife or girlfriend who is victimized by being physically, emotionaaly and/or verbally abused by their loser boyfriends or husbands and are convinced that it is okay or that they will not find anyone else to love them and are practically brainwashed.
Girl 1: he hit me again
Girl 2: why do you put up with him?
GIrl 1: because he tells me he loves and needs me. I am the only one for him.
Girl 2: you're starting to sound like a battered wife
Girl 2: why do you put up with him?
GIrl 1: because he tells me he loves and needs me. I am the only one for him.
Girl 2: you're starting to sound like a battered wife
by nemo enola July 16, 2014
Chef's wife Usually has two careers, her own and of course that of her chef. Understands terms: “doubles”,“covers”, and “purveyors”. Doesn’t understand but deals with: dinner at 2am, chefs that smell like onions a...nd fish, Christmas (and every other holiday alone), callused hands, and the always prevalent conceited attitude. After all, aren’t they kind of a big deal?
by Kelly Put-Put October 24, 2009