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Bitch-Fooled

When the girl that you like, starts to say things that hint that she likes you and her friends tag along and start to say that “you two are a great match” and then one of the friends say that she likes you. You then ask her out since you got the green light, then she says “No” because they were just “kidding around”.
Your friend: So how is that girl that you like?

Me: Her and her friends bitch-fooled me yesterday so I just have to give up on her now.
by Lee Chandler May 15, 2018
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fool semi-automatic

A concocted term, abusing the language to make a safe, normal feature sound like it’s scary, dangerous, and unfit for ordinary people.
General Chicken Wing gave a demonstration of a sporting rifle, and called it “fool semi-automatic “! LOL’z
by Anim8us May 17, 2018
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April Fools

In 1582 people realized that there wasn't enough days in a year, so Pope Gregory XIII made us change from the Julian calender to the Gregorian calender. April fools is celebrated because some people didn't know so they still celebrated (new year) in April. However of years the concept of April Fools has changed.
Retared: WOOOOO! APRIL FIRST HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Douchebag: What an April Fool.
GUY: So many April Fools
by MINYOONGIMEHHUBBY May 19, 2018
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Fool Smoker

A person, usually male, who routinely defeats and dominates their opponent to the point of embarrassment and humiliation.
Look at that guy walking away crying. He's obviously a victim of a fool smoker.
by Ole' Sid May 21, 2018
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april fools day

You can literally do anything you want on this day. You can dump bleach in your friends eyes on april fools day and he'll forgive you for it. God forbid you put clear tape on a bathroom door, though.
A: I slept with your girl last night, but last night was april fools day
B: Okay, its fine then
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Fool Chain

Not to be confused with Mother Nature's caste system known as the Food Chain...This term is used for the hierarchy or strata that best describes the level of an idiot, a fool .
The bigger the idiot the higher up the Fool Chain.
Licking a toilet seat on camera and posting the picture puts Dan higher up the Fool Chain.
by sheila in the car March 28, 2020
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April Fools Day

April fools day - Usually celebrated on the 1st day of April by people performing practical jokes on each other in the name of fun.

The year 2020 saw the definition expand as the event became a global pandemic which lasted from January 1st to December 31st as the whole year was deemed a “JOKE”
I was looking forward to 2020 but it’s turned into one big April Fools Day 🤦🏼 ♂️
by da_lyricist March 30, 2020
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