Thirsty bonzai

When you cut you cut the girls pubic hairs like a bonzai and water it with jizz

My girlfriend was a thirsty bonzai.

by Chris D.L. June 30, 2007

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thirsty river

a woman or man who drinks so much cum, that she/he dies of stomach poisening.

At jessica alba's house, my friend was such a thirsty river that she never woke up after she passed out from drinking too much JD.

by chucka nubba June 25, 2007

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two-thirdy

Similar to "half on" but with more expressed arousal. Can be caused by decreased lack of arousal from anxiety or from incomplete arousal (as in the case of a rodeo).

As I was frantically losing my hard-on, I saved it and maintained a two-thirdy. Whew! That was close.

by Jeremy Spenis June 22, 2010

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Slang for needing a beer to drink. Named after star Australian Rugby League player Jonathon Thurston, who notoriously yells "I'm Jonathon Thirsty" after games to let his team mates know to get him a beer.

Geez i'm Jonathon Thirsty...get me a beer

by Matt Wilmot July 18, 2007

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Thirdy

Apparently, the orthographic representation for the number "30," especially for those who are not aware of the existence of "thirty."

Related to the use of "fiddy."

I better be getting my thirdy dollars today.

by balticslander August 5, 2014

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Thirtysecondize

Verb to use when you are describing a gadget that shows video clips, but does not have the ability to scan-fwd so you have to sit there until the video clip gets to the part you want to share with your friends.

verb. The act of being able to scan fwd a video clip on a gadget. Usually this word comes to mind when you are NOT able to scan fwd into the video. You will say that the the gadget cannot Thirtysecondize the video clip.

Dude, check out this video clip on this website. ...load 3 minute video... the part i want to show you is on the 2nd minute, but i can't Thirtysecondize this clip! Damn! I guess we'll just sit through it.

by ElChamaleon February 20, 2011

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