no hoods in school

The Dumbest fucking rule in school

Kid:*puts up hood*
Teacher:No hoods in school!!!
Kid:WTF

by Eatus_skeetus_fetus_deletus October 15, 2019

hooded figures

Beings who inhabit the town of night vale who are normally found in the dog park that does not exist and should not be engaged in anyway.

"Do not approach the hooded figures."

by CheshireGrin92 April 1, 2016

Rubbin Hood

-the process of pleasing a women by repeatedly rubbing and stimulating her pussy lips, usually as a precursor to deeper penetrating sex. With the emphasis on the association to OG

Robin Hood.

-the female equivalent of Rubbin Wood.

She was horny as fuck after i gave her the Rubbin Hood, things got wild.

by ALfullaBAY March 12, 2011

hood bidet

When you are defecating and the rat in your toilet splashes your anus, cleaning it of fecal matter.

I had taco bell last night and my hood bidet was hard at work.

by seas726 April 3, 2021

Hood Muncher

A tall lengthy guy he can be light skin or dark skin . He has a nappy Afro or fade has tattoos and sells MJ.

Girl 1: There go Marvin

Girl 2: The Hood Muncher

by RobinLuvs August 26, 2016

Hood Connected

To have or to get all the necessary hook ups and connects in not just your hood but all over; where ever you go, because you got that swagga

Man, the reason Lexis been gettin all those gigs, is cuz she stay hood connected!

by Nautica Michaels October 17, 2008

Hood love

Special kind of love for people living/working in the same place. It can keep you from leaving that place for a long time. Of course it has levels, like everything in life.

Only hood love for these people.

by #alwaysclassy March 2, 2020