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Toast Hair

Hair parted down centre of head, and hair waves outward, creating an outline of a slice if bread. Can be used as noun, verb, or adjective.
Woah, check out his toast hair, what is it... 1993?

Ew, that toast hair is looking a bit greasy.

Can I toast your hair?

Ethan Hawke has major toast hair.
by manacpanic26 October 22, 2011
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toasted western

A black dude wearing a cowboy hat or dressed as a cowboy
Man did you see that toasted western walk by?
by silkycoinpurse January 25, 2014
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Flesh Toast

When human flesh isn't around, eat some great flesh toast, with real fleshy taste added.
Flesh toast! A great way to start the morning
by Markus Grey April 4, 2010
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Brave Little Toaster

A Honda Element car, due to its resemblance of a toaster.
My friend's Brave Little Toaster was totaled after it ran into a Prius.
by Tuesday93 August 12, 2009
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toasted marshmallow

A sexual act in which a man (or men) has sex with a woman while she poops on his dick.
"Dude, Sophie gave me a toasted marshmallow last night"

It can also be used in the past tense verb form, like "Dude, Sophie toasted my marshmallow last night".
by wutangkillabeezonaswarm March 23, 2009
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Toasting

(v.) The act of sitting in one's room naked with the heat on it's highest setting playing video games, letting the smell of one's genitalia engulf the room.
Man, I was toasting for 4 hours last night playing Dynasty Warriors 5.

I toasted so hard last night, the whole room smelled like toasty dick.
by Rain Storm November 6, 2008
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toasted almond crunch

During dirty anal intercourse, the male pulls out his penis, fecal chunks and all, and proceeds to slap his partner across his or her face with his fecal covered penis, giving the appearance of hastly eating a toasted almond crunch ice cream bar.
John: "That dude over there eats like an animal. Look at the crap on his face."

Peter: "Either that, or someone gave him a Toasted Almond Crunch."

John: "Eww... nasty."
by Carmo September 27, 2006
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