tainted orange

A game played by guys where they keep and orange in their dirty laundry for several months then sees who can successfully offer it to a girl

I got Sam to eat a tainted orange

by Get reked February 1, 2018

taint cringe

The feeling one gets when looking at someone else's wound that gives a cringing sensation in the taint.

Oh my god! Seeing your wicked scar gave me taint cringe!

by Dano January 11, 2017

Taint Snuffing

Taint Snuffing is the act of jamming your face into someones taint and inhaling through your nose violently.

man ive been taint snuffing so much my nose hurts.

by The-Chode-Master September 25, 2012

Taint Sword

A dried up, rigid taint that can be used to stab an innocent victim. Also doubles as a back scratcher, stirring rod or unique tool used to to higlight data in a business meeting.

Uncle Tony: If that hood rat doesn't stop bugging me at work I'm going to repeteadly stab her with her own taint sword and then brew up a nice cup o' joe.

Stanley: May the force be with you

by bestofud October 1, 2012

Taint weld

The ridge of skin that runs on the taint from the balls to the butthole

His taint weld was irritated because he did'nt shower for 3 days

by stuarthub December 16, 2011

Taint sparkles

The residue located on your gooch or area between genitals and ass hole when you poop and it is explosive.

I had to use extra toilet paper when i shit today because i had lots of taint sparkles

by daudrina February 25, 2011

Taint Salad

The accumulation of sweat and crotch rot that collects in your underwear on a hot day

It’s so hot my underwear is full of taint salad

by Goblin Mom August 30, 2023