Power Shopping

when you go shopping, and you don't know what hurts the most: your feet, your wallet, or your arms (from holding the bags).

Megan: "Maddie, we are a power shopping dream team. no, wait. we're better than power shoppers."

Maddie: "What do you mean? My wallet is already hospitalized and i can't walk another foot. how are we not power shoppers?"

Megan: "Because we built a shopping robot to carry the bags for us."

by ben d. over January 8, 2013

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Dropping my Shopping

Ejackulating

Man 1:Did you hear, tim dropped his shopping all over katie's face last night
Man 2:No way!!!

(in bed) man:I'm dropping my Shopping!
Woman:Pull out pull out!

by lllumpy September 14, 2009

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curb stopping

V. To stop a curb from existing by smashing your foe's face into it until there is nothing left of the curb.

He is curb stopping courtney because she was being a little bitch.

by courtnetykaslow September 8, 2011

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shopping

the act of hesitantly attending and abandoning multiple social gatherings until one is deemed worthy of staying or the list of alternatives has been exhausted.

Yo, is that motherfucker shopping right now? Tell him/her to sit his/her ass down and stop pretending like he/she has somewhere better to be!

by cbrown_uws November 12, 2012

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Women Be Shopping

1. The act of perusing and/or drooling over many men and then purchasing them without the intention of multiple uses.

2. Having multiple mens and continue to search and contract more.

Yo, you SEENT Quadreesha?!
She was all up on Malik and then she was over at Juan's shack but the night before she had been at Riverton's pad.
oh, and she be sluttin' it up, too.
yo, women be shopping!

by Filthy December 1, 2004

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