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Shitting like it’s Black Friday

An idiom used to announce you’ve eaten too much. Since many Americans over eat on Thanksgiving Thursday, Black Friday is known for massive, continuous bowel movements.
“ I ate so much I’ll be shitting like it’s Black Friday tomorrow.
by Blackduck21 February 19, 2023
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shitting between two stones

It is used to describe an instance in which something, unexpectedly, goes very well for an individual. It is from the Scottish Highland tradition of finding two stones in the ideal location from which to defecate. In the 1297 at Stirling Bridge, William Wallace, prior to his battle with the English, found two ideally aligned stones to sit on for clearing his bowels. He attributed the victory to those two stones. It has been used in Scottish lore and colloquialisms, to described unexpected good fortune.
He won at the casino, but it was bigger than expected. It was like shitting between two stones.
by Wise Texan May 8, 2023
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shitting pygmies

Euphemistically; when a bowel movement is so large or unusual the resulting stool seems like it might stand up and walk away. Could be the result of something you ate.
Yo, I don't know what was in that food but I've been shitting pygmies all week.
by Von Zinzer September 18, 2023
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Sitting in the library

Telling your coworkers in front of your boss that you spent the night chilling in on the couch after eating an edible.
So I didnt get anything done because I was just sitting in the library.
by Emp B October 13, 2023
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kite-spitting

It's when 20 mph winds blow at your face while you're spitting and leaves a trail of spit while it's flying
Dude 1: dude, while i was jogging past this one guy, i think he was kite-spitting on my face. Dude 2: At least it didn't get caught in a tree
by veins April 4, 2010
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mind-shitting

An experience which leaves you utterly confused and freaked-out.
"That movie was mind-shitting!"

"Her answer to that essay question which was set, left everyone Mind-shitted."
by EarthNoodle June 8, 2014
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Marshmallow Swatting

When trying to set someone up, making yourself look worse to make the person your setting up look better
Tyler: I want to be this guy he's so great
Lauren: Stop marshmallow swatting Tyler.
by Charlie_94 April 16, 2015
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