sweater eyes

When it is so effing cold outside people's (chicks mostly, dude sometimes) sweaters develop "eyes" due to their nips being so dang rock hard. They are watching you... ( . ) ( . )

Tis the season, did you see Sally's sweater eyes? Those bad boys been staring me down all dang day.

by skinnyjhorts January 8, 2015

Sweater Pecs

Having the pecs that are sizable enough to look good in a sweater.

Man, that guy sure has good sweater pecs!

by Andybandy69 October 1, 2015

sweeter tweeter

Big ole dick

Have you heard that Jen and Sam slept together? She says he has a big sweeter tweeter

by Jasdoe2 September 6, 2016

sweater milk

Breast Milk

Did you drink all the sweater milk, that was for the baby

by Bearcub1987 December 20, 2016

sweater eater

A vibrator that tears that hairy shit up.

Misty got really excited to use her new sweater eater tonight.

by John Yinzer December 28, 2016

sweater fisting

fisting the most wet hole with a dry ass glove

Hey daddy, wanna try sweater fisting tonight?

by Kipcake March 31, 2017

Sweater

One who sweats.

Bill: Gosh tom sure has been sweaty lately...
John: Hah, yeah. What a sweater

by FoxXxTaco April 3, 2017