Sling

To be obsessed with someone or something resulting in negative thoughts or actions.

You really have to stop slinging on your X girlfriend.

by thahib January 1, 2010

Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger

Something with a purple head that slings yogurt, preferably white yogurt.

Whatch this babe!

*Shplat*

Ewwww!

by Trey December 9, 2003

spling

Originates from the recent place factory incident. Spling is a word used to describe a quizmonkey, usually found in the depths of garden centres along the beach. A spling can be purchased for around £70 from your local chin store, and usually come with a free nobshock or chinstrap.

Hey Chad, look at my spling!

by Jono Green February 3, 2005

slinger wisconsin

a small place in wisconsin home to quite some characters. including the infamous milkmen society. hartford is frowned upon here for their lack of everything. (i.e. they're dumb, smelly, fat, the list goes on) slinger is undoubtedly better. there is nothing to do here. nothing. nothing. nothing. except the internet which keeps all us highschoolers entertained. when we're not trying to avoid hartford's drool.

Guy 1: Where you going?
Guy 2: Slinger Wisconsin. Hartford's waaay too gay.
Guy 1: So true.
Guy 2: Yup. Lets go hang with the cool people.

by Bethoni February 21, 2011

Poon Sling

poon sling - n. - (poo-nh sli-ing) A sling designed for the sole purpose of throwing poon long distances with minimal effort.

<i>ex: Jhonny used his new poon sling he had purchased to prwnx0rnate that bitch hardcore yo.</i>

by Sean Baker October 10, 2005

Sling King

One who has acquired outstanding quick-scoping abilities in Call of Duty MW2.

Jordan: "720 quiky scope?"
Scott: "Call me Sling King"
Jordan: "Yes sir"
Scott: "Yea, my life is bro"
Jordan: "toad"

by Croy Crab October 20, 2010

Slingnog

A man that has unprotected sex with many women and as a result has many children.

Look at that Slingnog going into the health clinic with 12 children.

by White Boy Devers June 29, 2008