by Bold user October 9, 2020
Get the Vybn maple striker mug.Lemon Infused Gargantuan Man-made Apocalypse Strike
The worst way to have your country end, but an amazing way to die. This device can vaporize anything within a 30-mile radius, any person within a 100-mile radius will be temporary blinded and hit with the smell of fresh lemons. It will take the shockwave about 15 seconds to reach 100 miles while it loses 6.67% of its power every second. Everything will be covered in yellow dust after the citrusy blast and 30-foot tall lemons will cover the area.
Inspired by Cave Johnson’s Combustible Lemon.
The worst way to have your country end, but an amazing way to die. This device can vaporize anything within a 30-mile radius, any person within a 100-mile radius will be temporary blinded and hit with the smell of fresh lemons. It will take the shockwave about 15 seconds to reach 100 miles while it loses 6.67% of its power every second. Everything will be covered in yellow dust after the citrusy blast and 30-foot tall lemons will cover the area.
Inspired by Cave Johnson’s Combustible Lemon.
“Hey, what’s that falling from the sky?”
“GET DOWN! IT’S A L.I.G.M.A STRIKE!”
“What’s a L.I.G.M.A Strike?”
“It’s a Lemon Infu-”
“I CAN’T SEE! AND WHY DO I SMELL LEMONS?”
“HOLY SHIT THAT IS A MASSIVE LEMON!”
“GET DOWN! IT’S A L.I.G.M.A STRIKE!”
“What’s a L.I.G.M.A Strike?”
“It’s a Lemon Infu-”
“I CAN’T SEE! AND WHY DO I SMELL LEMONS?”
“HOLY SHIT THAT IS A MASSIVE LEMON!”
by Steven The Absolute Idiot September 1, 2022
Get the L.I.G.M.A Strike mug.The worst thing to happen to humanity since Runescape. Fan Boys will play this game for hours on end while drinking bawls or Red Bull. And then will accuse everyone who beats them at it of being a hacker.
by iwannabeanalcoholic May 19, 2005
Get the Counter Strike mug.When a man removes a used, bloody Rat Whistle from a menstrual girls fanny by the string using his teeth, then energetically shakes his head from side to side producing red, bloody Tiger Stripes on the face.
'Have you heard the good news? Dave's only gone and got his fucking tiger stripes!'
'Fuck off, I won't believe it!'
'No, it's true, here look at this polaroid, he looks like Tony the fucking Tiger'
'Thats Greaaat! I'll buy that fuckweed a pint next time I see him'
'Fuck off, I won't believe it!'
'No, it's true, here look at this polaroid, he looks like Tony the fucking Tiger'
'Thats Greaaat! I'll buy that fuckweed a pint next time I see him'
by Mark Hedley September 25, 2007
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Only considered tiger stripes if they are horizontal and parallel (yet zig-zaggy) to each other.
Only considered tiger stripes if they are horizontal and parallel (yet zig-zaggy) to each other.
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Get the i love to strike her mug.1. Someone who never miss-flames whilst striking a match
2. Someone who excessively utilises match striking.
3. Someone who knows many a way to strike a match.
4. A fake complement to shout at someone walking the oposite direction, as if to pretend they had done somthing that would echo through the ages.
2. Someone who excessively utilises match striking.
3. Someone who knows many a way to strike a match.
4. A fake complement to shout at someone walking the oposite direction, as if to pretend they had done somthing that would echo through the ages.
by Absolut Russia November 10, 2008
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