perfect stranger

When you get so good at giving yourself a stranger that you actually believe someone else is performing on you, you have given yourself a perfect stranger. Performance enhancers like nail polish, promise rings, and charm bracelets are acceptable.

I saw John in line at the store today buying pink nail polish. I bet he's trying for a perfect stranger.

by ALotofAlano March 24, 2008

Doctor Strange

Created by Marvel Comics, Doctor Strange is a hero who utilizes magic and sorcery to defend our dimention from mystical and dimentional threats. Docter Strange is listed as being an Avenger, as well as a founding member of The Defenders.

Marvel guy: Doctor Strange is the coolest wizard of all time.

LOTR guy: Meh, Gandalf is better.

Marvel guy: I cant seem to remember any real magic being preformed by Gandalf. I could do everything he did, if I had a flashlight and a beard.

Harry Potter guy: Dumbledore is the best.

other two guys: …… Leave our presence.

by The Doctor Strange August 20, 2013

strangle bait

To strangle ones self during masterbation in order to achieve orgasm.

I had to strangle bait last night to bust a nut

by sanchez February 12, 2005

jam strangler

jam is another name for seman and strangler comes from the action that the man does whilst mastubating like he is strangling someone hence jam strangler!

bob- fookin ell dave i had the best wank ever before it was lovely

Dave- your such a jam strangler!

bob fuck off!.............tit!

by mike April 9, 2004

Ostrich Strangler

A person who gives free handjobs.

Vince:Fuck I got a boner.
Jack:You better go see a ostrich strangler then.

by Nosrac October 2, 2006

boston cream strangler

when you jizz while getting deep-throated and choke the swallower

she had responded well to getting choked in the past so i tryed giving her the boston cream strangler...

by constance merryweather March 8, 2009

Strank

A strong alcoholic beverage.

That nagger better get over here with that strank!

by Enola Jay December 27, 2009