I save the Princess I stomp on the Goomba

A direct quote from 'Mario evades the IRS' by Solid jj. References Mario, as well as tropes of various games in the Super Mario franchise (i.e rescuing Princess Peach from kidnappings, or jumping on Goombas to clear platforming challenges). Commonly used to refer to the simplicity of Mario as a concept, by implying the character exists simply to regularly fulfill these two tasks.

Mario's purpose is essentially "I save the Princess I stomp on the Goomba."

by LJorSomething November 16, 2024

Rascal Stomping

When you're taking a shower after your abortion and the dead fetus falls out and you stomp it down the drain.

Eric: I thought your girlfriend was pregnant?
Tom: Nah, she was rascal stomping the little bastard yesterday.

by KODEN February 18, 2020

Romple Stomp

The act of smash a turd down the drain.

My baby s pooped in the shower, so my wife proceeded to romple stomped it down the drain.

by DadBodLife December 19, 2018

Waffle Stomping

The act of using your foot to smush excrement through a shower drain.

“Dude, I showed my girlfriend how I do the Waffle Stomping trick and she found it awesome!”

by Dilsers May 31, 2021

Waffle stomp

Grinding a load of semen into the shower drain

After I was done blessing your shower, I kindly waffle stomped my baby batter down the drain, like a good dad.

by Sex_g August 27, 2020

stomp a mudhole in someones ass and walk it dry

to beat someone senseless or death to the point of not being able to fight back

i had to stomp a mudhole in someones ass and walk it dry when he picked a fight with me last week

by bluebear January 7, 2025

Slop N' Stomp

Slomp N' Stomp is where you take a shit on the shower drain (slop) And stomp it through the drain

I had to shit really bad in the shower, naturally I did the ol' Slop N' Stomp method

by SorryIShooped August 27, 2018