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Fart sniffer

One who loves the smell of his or her own farts. See "self-love" or "self-promotion". Perhaps the ickiest type is promotion of self via projected selflessness.
Fart sniffer - Did you see Raakhee's Facebook post about how she gives all her three-year-old's birthday and Christmas gifts away? She might as well have said, "Let's talk about how amazing I am." Ugh, what a fart-sniffer.
by Beanie2000 December 23, 2016
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morning stiffness

Today I woke up with morning stiffness.
by Guy Reynolds September 5, 2006
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Daughter sniffer

Welcome to the new Daughter sniffer! The new Daughter sniffer in the White House of 2022 were created by commu- I mean scientists! Bring your daughter toward the sniffer and it will sniff your daughter! It will even sniff your daughter's daughter! And your daughter's daughter's daughter! And your daughter's daughter's daughter's daughter! Get the new Daughter sniffer today only for uhhhhhhh I forgot. Get it on sale.....Now!
Leftist 1: Do you like your Joe Biden Daughter sniffer?

Leftist 2: Yeah, I pranked my friend's daughter by having it sniff her hair hehe.
by Skyrim550 March 18, 2022
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petrol sniffer

Another name for a blackfella or Aboriginal (or similar term) - so-called after their regular hobby of the inhalation of petrol (or gasoline).
D'ya see 'em petrol sniffers near Darwin yesday?
by OzzieWanker85 April 21, 2020
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Stiff grump

When a male has a very big erection in a public place that won't go away and creates a lot of frustration, in turn it causes him to hit someone or something out of sheer anger.
"In 1st period today I had the biggest stiff grump that I hit michelle Because she was the closest thing to hit."
by cuddycowboy36 April 12, 2010
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Stiff

A person who always sticks to the rules and never goes out. A stiff never looks out side of the box.
Person 1 : Sorry, I can't go out tonight. I've got to study. Anyway, it's going to be too late.
Person 2 : C'mon, man. Stop being such a stiff!
by FromTheSkies March 3, 2016
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Botty sniffer

1 A person with a tendency to 'brown tongue'
2 A complete tosser/idiot/donkey dipper/Alex Ferguson/Roy Keane/anyone with a Manchester accent etc etc
3 Any Headteacher
Shut it ya botty sniffing, donkey dipping Manc....

You sniff botties, you do.....
by Beau T Snyfer April 12, 2004
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