stiff jerky

Another word for a erect penis

Hey why do I have a stiff jerky

by Yee yee skee February 11, 2018

Stiffness

When a man's penis is erect during an important social function, causing great awkwardness and discomfort.
The man will then justify is awkward behavior in some far fetched way.

Person 1: Is anything ze matter, Sir Hilary?
Person 2: Just a slight stiffness coming on, due to the altitude, no doubt.

by Harder, daddy February 20, 2018

Stiff Jimmy

A very strong mixed drink

after a few stiff jimmys I couldn’t tell my ass from my face

by Bummerdude March 3, 2018

Stiff bobble head

A person with constant reoccurring thoughts about yaoi and or sex of the homosexual kind.

Person 1: Did you just hit that lamp shade? It’s cursed.
Person 2: I know, but it feels like a stiff bobble head.
Person 1: bro, that’s cursed. Make that the title to one of your fan fictions.
Person 2: Thanks, now I’m thinking of some really innopropriate stuff. Wow, I’m never gonna be able to get this out of my head.
Person 1: I think you’re the real stiff bobble head.

by I’m the real trite here July 23, 2018

Stiff Trouble

When you get a boner at the worst time

"I was at my daughters girl scout meeting when i thought of a sexy girl, then got into stiff trouble"

by Scorpio101 August 2, 2018

stiffy homo

To be Afraid of hard

dick in or on you

Jordan is a stiffy homo

by Chicks luv me August 25, 2018

Stife

means to rip someone off in terms of money; used most often for when someone buys alcohol for a younger person and charges them way more than the alcohol actually cost

friend 1: “How much did you pay for that 30?”

friend 2: “Uhhh I don’t know, like $30”
friend 1: “Oh shiiiittt. You got stifed”

by lee_pee May 17, 2018