Squeezing Teabags

When you're banging a chick, and you insert your scrotum into both her vagina and her anus, while she squeezes on them.

Man, I was with my girlfriend yesterday and she started squeezing teabags, it was intense.

by Gazelle Attacker August 19, 2006

squeeze out a few sets

to weightlift. This term is usually accompanied by a pantomime of the exercise in question.

JT: Dude, you wanna go to the gym and squeeze out a few sets?
Andrew: Hell yeah. Let's get swole.

by JT Dollarsign July 17, 2006

squeezing the iguana

masturbating

We called Wes to see if he wanted to go to the bar, but he never answered his cell. I believe he was too busy squeezing the iguana.

by bullet88 January 10, 2009

The Squeeze

The Squeeze is an act where during intercourse with a man and a woman, the woman proceeds to milk your penis by giving the shaft a light squeeze all the way down. Thus mimicking how a cow's udders are milked.

"Oh yeah Sophia gave me The Squeeze last night. It felt like I was being milked."

by Lord_McNuggey_ May 13, 2020

Calf Squeeze geologist

The white girls have gone crazy, screeching that they’re calf squeeze geologists. Hide your calf’s cause they’re coming for you!

Be careful Jerry is coming to squeeze your calf’s, he’s a calf squeeze geologist in training!

by calfsquezers December 31, 2018

squeezing the sponge

When an ex asks for more money for things that should already be covered by child support.

Also when an ex files for child support arrears despite being fully paid.

“She’s got him by the balls and really squeezing the sponge for that orthodontist bill.”

“She spent all the child support on a new truck for her boyfriend, now she’s squeezing the sponge to pay for the kid’s summer clothes”

“The County takes half your income even if you’re caught up. They really squeeze the sponge”

by Fact Based Person January 30, 2018

Ultimate Squeeze

A female whose beauty can not be measured due to how hot they are. This beauty is typically defined by sexual characteristics and is thought to only exist in certain areas, but most will say it’s a mythical creature or fantasy.

I spotted the ultimate squeeze at the University of Tennessee.

The ultimate squeeze does not exist lower your standards.

by Jxmperzz June 26, 2023