When your box of wine seemingly runs dry, average mortals would toss the box in the trash. Instead, you know to open the box, pull out the bag and squeeze the shit out of it, and magically, two more glasses appear before you.
by JoeWhoKnows March 20, 2022
Get the Squeezing The Bagmug. by Mywhatdidyousay May 2, 2018
Get the face-squeezemug. When you take multiple cheeses, squeeze it into a ball, lube it up with cheese whizz, and swallow it whole.
by JugChugger December 14, 2019
Get the Cheese Squeezemug. by Frozeninhell June 10, 2016
Get the squeezed sausagemug. by Doritozkill January 11, 2024
Get the Squeeze the catmug. What a boobs-living dude's lustful gaze "sees printed" on the portion of a buxom gal's shirt-front that's being "obviously held out" by da gal's huge juicy gazongas that dwell beneath.
Just because a chick happens to possess exceptionally-bountiful chest-pillowz doesn't mean dat she's consciously or intentionally "presenting" or "offering" them to you for use as "stress orbs" or dat she wants you to knead them like Play-Doh... they're merely part of her body; she's not holding them out there in a "Pleeze squeeze theeze" gesture!
by QuacksO May 2, 2019
Get the Pleeze squeeze theezemug. 