Urban Spoon

when riding on public transport and being spooned due to over crowding or someone is just a creep

woke up to this creep pressing up so close i could feel his junk, he was straight up urban spooning me

by croopstc August 15, 2011

power spoon

When you're little spoon but you assert your dominance by reaching back and putting your fingers in their butt

"Yeah, we cuddled afterwards but she was power spoon...I'm scarred for life tbh"

"Who's your daddy??", he said as he asserted his position as power spoon

by PowerSpooner69 November 20, 2015

Aggressive Spooning

Aggressive spooning is just regular spooning with a firm, slightly threatening grasp on the little spoon paired with slow yet consistent humping, which can become damaging to the little spoon after prolonged exposure. Other symptoms include raw tender muscles, bleeding, burning, chafing, cramping, unexpected pregnancy, brown play, festering, itching, diarrhea, nagging, pinching, pricking, stinging, upset stomach, inflammation of various parts, swollen members, heart burn, and potential severe wounding. Should either party encounter any of the above, it may be wise to seek medical attention. Remember before you do so, it would be clever to have an alternative answer when asked how such injuries occurred. Please practice safe aggressive spooning. Try it with someone experienced.

Similar to regular spooning,Aggressive Spooning is more painful.

by Dinde October 14, 2008

cold spoon trick

to get rid of a hickey, leave a spoon in the freezer for 2 hours or so, then put the rounded side on the spot (works for about 1/2 the people i know)

Jim:so how was laci last night?
Joe:gotta hickey
Jim:sweet,try the cold spoon trick if you dont want yo mama to see it

by .andrew October 5, 2008

spoon

the thing i use to dig food.

by spanky July 24, 2003

spoonicorn

To get an erection while spooning or cuddling another individual. A spoonicorn may be used to poke the backside of said individual to coax them into coitus.

i got a wicked spoonicorn last night when i was with heather, its cool though she took care of it.

by EJ [iBC] August 3, 2007

Spoons in the Dark

When a group of three or more people stand in a room each with their own spoon in hand. The lights are turned off and everyone throws their spoon at the peron they hate the most. The peron who gets hit the most is the loser!

Do you fancy a game of spoons in the dark

Depends if Suds playing?

by Tom Rippington December 4, 2010