European sober

It's when you "don't drink too much" but you actually drink wine or beer on any day, any hour. You just built tolerance and think that doesn't count because you don't get drunk.

John: Clara says she wouldn't drink anymore after what happened at the party, why is she posting some wine glasses at 12am?
Mike: oh she's gone "European sober"

by Sumie_42 January 1, 2024

texas sober

Drinking so much for consecutive days you have to take a 4+ hour break

Bro I've been drinking since Tuesday. Going Texas sober this morning.

by EskimoBro-So January 18, 2024

Texas Sober

A lifestyle consisting of abstaing from mind and physically altering substances, with the exclusion of tobacco and alcohol.

Man 1: "what's up with all these beer cans and cigarette butts laying around? I thought you were quitting and getting sober?"

Man 2: " Nah man I'm getting Texas Sober"

by Cigarettesucker1913 July 24, 2024

girl sober

The act of completely removing girls from your life for a certain period of time. No meeting and mingling with girls. No talking, dating or seeing any girls. Typically done after a breakup

“Sorry I’m not really looking for anyone right now. I’m going girl sober”

by Wonderwall February 21, 2024

Ohio Sober

The act of getting off opiates but being perpetually on Suboxone or Methadone maintenance therapy.

Wow, Kyle thinks he is so much better than us ever since he got Ohio sober

by Lemonade Rice March 4, 2024

America sober

When you don’t drink alcohol unless you aren’t in the États-Unis

This is a cafe in Paris, of course I’m have champagne with my burger, I’m America sober, not an animal!

by Olives&Mango March 10, 2024

Tennessee sober

The state of being clean on all drugs except whiskey and beer.

I can finally pass a drug test because I’ve been Tennessee sober for 2 months.

by TNAdam March 18, 2024