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Soccer Girl

by ummmmmokkkk September 24, 2020
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soccer love

When two teenagers, one a soccer player and another a tall slender boy, in college find true love during their second year in college.
A boy found himself soccer loved by so many boys in college that he was forced to leave school.
by Dan Chan April 16, 2008
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soccer (football)

90 minutes of waiting for something exciting to happen.
I watched soccer (football) today. That's an hour and a half I'll never get back.
by rugbykiltman June 21, 2014
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Soccer Ninja

OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH The cannon has fired and hit Scott Sterling directly to the face!

(He's a soccer ninja)
by Scott Sterling!!!! February 24, 2018
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Soccer is better than hockey

Soccer...the sport that everyone says "look at how fake there injuries are!". I'd love to see you get hit in the face with a cleat or knead in the throat or slide tackled or get the ball kicked in the face...you might say " oh that doesn't hurt" but in reality it hurts A LOT! hockey you have all this protective gear on and in soccer you only have shinpads! Fun fact...there have been more deaths in soccer than in hockey! I understand that in hockey there is a puck that is travelling 120 k/ph but in soccer if you actually know how it feels to be hit in the face with a cleat and broke your jaw or get ur eye punctured out bye a cleat bump...youve experienced true pain! In my opinion soccer is better than hockey!
Soccer player: have you ever experienced getting your jaw broke bye a cleat, or getting your eye punctured out?
Hockey player: well shit...
Soccer player: damn right soccer is better than hockey!
by Ilovesoccer2018 June 17, 2018
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soccer punch

When you get "punched" (hit) in the face/head with a soccer ball
1: You okay man?
2: Yeah, I just got soccer punched in the last minute
by that one umbrella February 24, 2017
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Soccer mom

Type G organism, feeds on misfortune of others and it's main habitat is a family van. Extremely protective of offspring
I literally didn't do anything and this god-damn soccer mom attacked me.
by NeggrusMaximus June 20, 2016
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