slippery unicorn

When you put an ice cream cone on your head and you penetrate the woman's vaginal chamber while, screaming "I'm an invincible unicorn!"

Jay: Hey did you see Garrett yesterday?
Mark: Yeah, wasn't he doing the slippery unicorn to his girl.
Jay: What the fuck I was talking about I saw them at the arcade yesterday! Are you high?!
Mark:Maybe

by DuckLord500 May 30, 2024

Slippery hotdog

When a man ejaculates on another man's cock and he proceeds to use it as lube to fuck his partner

Did you two enjoy the slippery hotdogs last night?

by SoapMctavsh June 5, 2024

Slippery

When you are sauced.

Words slip. You slip. Your drink slips. You are slippery.

Damn bro, brendan is lookin hella slippery right now.

by Durdak-Tom August 16, 2021