Shartalanche

Severe "brown snow" weather incident. Usually accompanied by gale force winds, and heavy precipitation.

(1) James warned Chris : "If you drink any more real ale and have to visit the toilet, you will have a shartalanche on your hands ..."

(2) Pierre had eaten some bad mussels for lunch. His decision to go off-piste skiing carried a high risk of starting a shartalanche ...

by Fubby May 18, 2006

Scartastic

Spinoff of the word sarcastic. Used to describe whiny, emo teenagers who like to pretend they're emotionally scarred/tormented and have a reason to be angry at the world.

Shelby:"omfg cheerleaders suck lets go beat them up"
Rachel:"Would you stop being so scartastic?"

by Jhesy October 24, 2005

Shartaj

the most awesomeness people u can meet in ur life time!
Funny;outgoing;charming;attractive:D;
loves music;dancing;friends!
very cuddly

oh em gee! u are totally shartaj!

by 43563465 December 20, 2008

shart blaster

The act of blasting music in a short amount of time.

Person: *Turns up music really loud with headphones*
Person 2: Mom! Jade is being a shart blaster!

by Reality Ninja 99 June 29, 2017

shart cock

A young police officer , often named Jeremy

You shart cock!

by Bk island February 18, 2018

Giggle Shart

The trifecta of laughter: giggling, farting and having a little bit of poop coming out.

Dave laughed so hard at Rob's Cards Against Humanity card that he giggle sharted while his parents were in the room. MOST EMBARASSING

by RodeoSafety February 27, 2015

Scartenfreggle

1)A stupid, ugly, fat bastard, who constantly acts like the biggest noob you've ever met.

2)This person is always horny, and cannot stop masturbating. 3)They secretly love the person they say they hate and keep condoms in their wallet waiting for them to come to them.

1) Mexicans are the biggest Scartenfreggles there are.

2) Hey look! Sean Whiteman, hes such a Scartenfreggle.

by suckthis69 May 17, 2011