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simcognition

A form of knowledge occurring independently of temporal position; a simultemporal incident of cognition, on par with recognition and precognition. It is an experience reported by many people as feeling instantaneous.
She knew him the instant she saw him. The flash of connection was identical to the sensation of encountering someone she had known for years, complete in its essence, lacking only detail. It was not without substance or meaning, carrying its own truth. She came to think of it as simcognition, knowledge upon first sight.
by Monkey's Dad April 11, 2021
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simpable

An avatar/pixel/person that everyone can simp for.
Yoo, that person is pretty SIMPABLE, don’t ya think?
by guest from roblox April 20, 2021
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Simon Salas

He’s a weird little buddy. Plump and juicy and used and loosey. Talks funny, not necessarily a lisp but something in that direction. Not very popular among chicks either as he’s mostly a PC-nerd.
“Hey, look at that guy, wtf is wrong with him?!”

“Dude, that’s a Simon Salas alright…”
by Siamang724 July 25, 2021
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Simela

Simela is a very funny girl. She doesn’t even have to try to make you laugh, she just will. She cares a lot for people and will never leave anybody out. If you have a friend named Simela NEVER leave her.
Girl 1: Wow that girl cares so much for people!

Girl 2: yep she’s definitely a Simela
by Bell is the name August 26, 2021
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simproving

When your bro simps way too hard after a girl and starts getting worse and worse at their hobbies. #brosbeforehoes
“Man why does he keep losing at disc golf?” “Cuz he’s simproving”
by HappenStance Clique February 10, 2023
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Extreme Simp

Someone who overly values a person, no matter what they do.
The person could even be a crazy serial killer and they still define the person same.
Hey Bob why the fuck you an extreme simp bro?
Bob: idk man
by Sou7 June 15, 2020
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Gorilla Simpin

1| An aggresive and/or violent way that a simp acts to attract a girl
Boy: *Hits girl* *calls her a b#tch*
*1 hour later*
Girl: Some dude tried Gorilla Simpin to win me over, I didn't work out though
by GrandSider August 7, 2020
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