ipod shuffle

Sad excuse for a real iPod. I thought iPod mini's were bad until....iPod shuffle.

"ooo i don't have enough money to buy a real iPod...so i'll buy an iPod shuffle coz they are so cool...and they have the same headphones so no-one will know, and think that im cool enough to have a real one"

by tahnee May 15, 2005

shuffle

A sort of dance that is performed by the low brass (Baritone, Sousaphone, and Trombone) members in a few marching bands.
It involves "Swing Trailing" your instruments while kicking your legs in front of and behind you in unison.

1-Left leg halfway out front
2-Right leg as high in the air as you can get it (out front)
3-Left leg halfway back
4-Right leg all the way back

"Feel the rhythm, feel the rhyme. Grab your bone (trombone), it's shuffle time!"

by Shangri August 6, 2004

G-unit shuffle

G-unit shuffle:
While in bed when a woman is on top of a man the man slowly “shuffles” away from the women while applying a small amount of pressure to the women’s shoulders to indicate that the women should perform oral sex

Last night I used the G-unit shuffle with Sally and boy was it great

by 80 (Franchise) June 16, 2006

Suboxone Shuffle

A natural phenomena in which recreational and habitual opiate users drop whatever matter to which they were attending, be it vomitting or playing CSS, and shuffle mindlessly to a dispensary of Suboxone.

Jimmy was vomitting 15 seconds ago, but now he seems fine doing the suboxone shuffle to the med window.

by cheezflavrd January 29, 2010

NIGGA COCK SHUFFLE

A 'nigga cock shuffle' is mostly a reply that makes no sense at all. Words can vary, but these 3 words combined form a sentence easily spoken out and can also set loose a spread of laughter.

dude: "Hey man, I so was getting into her pants last night, I was in heaven and so was she.."

me: "NIGGA COCK SHUFFLE"

by Joey VEER June 16, 2008

Shuffler

A old man who doesn't walk and instead shuffles.

Who's that creepy shuffler who's been going past our window every two minutes?

by supermac September 21, 2009

shuffleboard

Once upon a time white people played a game called shuffle board at racially segregated country clubs. When most country clubs became desegregated, the white people stopped playing the game because it was too embarrassing for anyone outside their imagined aristocracy to know about.

Hubert: Mildred would you like to play some shuffleboard.
Mildred: That would be swell Hubert.

by scott trowbridge June 11, 2006