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Sawed-off shotgun

Small dick that blasts off a huge load in installments like a shotgun.
'What was that periodic screaming I heard?'
'Oh, it was a sawed-off shotgun you see...'

double-barrel shotgun 

A shotgun with two barrels, two bullets, and has more stopping power then a desert eagle on 'roids. When fired, you can reload one bullet, or fire both and reload both. Simply a matter of preference. Also has incredible recoil if your not careful, and it can AND WILL break your arm/shoulder/face.
Guy 1: Hey, lets fire this double-barrel shotgun with one hand!
*fires*
Guy 1: Shit, I think I broke my arm!

Guy 2: Owned.
double-barrel shotgun by Lolw00t December 21, 2008

Somatotype Shotgun

Somatotype Shotgun is the situation that regardless of who calls shotgun in the vehicle to be used, someone automatically gets the shotgun due to their girth or height etc, for convenience.
Darnell: "Shotgun!"

Matt: "Unlucky Darnell, Paul gets Somatotype Shotgun, he weighs 16st 5lb and my rear suspension just can't take the load."

Darnell: "Fair one."
Somatotype Shotgun by DefinedThat September 6, 2011

Asshole shotgun

When you have a full ass of popcorn turds and you launch them everywhere.
"Dang I accidentally pulled off a asshole shotgun yesterday"

Sloppy Shotgun 

The end result of giving it to a lady twice in a row, with a man's load being fired on both occasions. A double barreled approach.
Dude I totally Sloppy Shotgunned Dita last night, there was cum everywhere...
Sloppy Shotgun by Meme_Games July 17, 2017

alaskan shotgun 

Putting your penis in someone’s nose.
I just gave that thot over there an Alaskan shotgun
alaskan shotgun by Kenshin301 November 17, 2017