short bus

A short version of a school bus used to transport "special" students to their respective School/Workshop. Often used an an insult.

"What the hell kid, you just get off the short bus?"

"I don't want to sound like I just hopped off the short bus here.."

by Cody May 28, 2004

Short girl

The baddest bitches you will ever meet

Person-OMG you are so short! Bahahhaha
Short girl-*breaks persons skull* who is laughing now beATch
Ambulance-*sirens*

by Unicorneoz12 November 1, 2020

short bus window licker

Somebody profoundly lacking in personal dignity and social grace. While not actually mentally disabled, such persons are often so enabled by family members or sympathetic friends that they become hopelessly unaware of the ridicule, revulsion, or downright murderous rage that they evoke from everybody else.

I don't care if he's our ride home. If that short bus window licker doesn't stop yelling at the movie screen I'm going to break a bottle over his fucking head.

by skid mark vz September 27, 2007

short arm inspection

Examination of the male genitals, especially the penis to verify good hygiene and absence of disease. Years ago, VD (veneral disease) was spreading among army personnel so soldiers had to submit to these exams to insure that there were no unusual discharges from the penis and (especially uncircumsized) soldiers were clean. Since the rifle was nicknamed the long arm, the penis was named the short arm which is the origin of the name.

The sarge woke us up at 2 AM last night to perform short arm inspections.

by subidar October 8, 2011

Short Stick Wizard

When a man with a small penis when about to ejaculate during a blow job, withdraws, shakes his penis in her face, and says "Abra cadabra!", and jizzes in her face, and then does jazz hands.

A guy with a short penis does the Short Stick Wizard by withdrawing from a blow job when about to ejaculate, withdraws, shakes his penis in her face, and says "Abra cadabra!", and jizzes in her face, and then does jazz hands.

by Amputee Starfish porn August 13, 2009

Strawberry Shortcake

A dessert consisting usually of a small yellow cake covered with strawberrys and icing.

I had Strawberry Shortcake after dinner tonight. And then I fucked your mom.

by faq u April 15, 2006

(STR) Short Term Relationship

Definition/ Short term relationship (STR):

In the event that two people seemingly are attracted to each other but one person may be moving. A (STR) allows two individuals to spend as much time as possible exploring each other's hearts, souls, and minds up until said departure date. They shall live each day up until that point with no regret of fear of the future nor the past, allowing both people to truly enjoy the current point in time. Aka (the moment).

Upon departure they will remain friends and always remeber the good memories made during the (STR) in hopes they will meet again one day..

Cody met a amazing girl named Cori while dancing. Unfortunetly he is moving 2500 miles away in 4 weeks, he still really likes Cori so he asks her if she's interested in a (STR) short term relationship..

She has yet to accept the terms but there is hope.

Either way he thinks she is amazing and has so much potential.

by Modernfuelfitness April 15, 2014