Session Stoned

The haze you are in after a day of sessioning (sessions include but not limited to surf sessions, kiteboarding sessions, wakeboarding sessions, skateboarding sessions, snowboarding sessions)

"Man I am session stoned today, I surfed 3 times yesterday."

by Peaceloveandharmmoney November 29, 2015

session shades

Dark glasses worn during or after a session, to hide that the individual is on hard core drugs

He's wearing session shades, must be twisted of his bean

Did you bring the session shades?

drugs {session} {party}

by Sarah blue March 24, 2016

Sess bird

A girl who once had potential at grammar school and was above taking drugs, now will suck dick if md is good

Your such a sess bird

by Youronit75 May 1, 2016

sheasley

A queer

Man, jack is a total sheasley

by Gsjsbdusmsbdhs October 10, 2016

Sessionable

A place, usually a house, that is the optimum condition for sessioning in.

"I called around to Maureen's last week. I tell ya, her gaff ain't half sessionable. No neighbours and it's massive"

by SkirmishCork January 25, 2017

shassturbating

The act of vigorously inserting your thumb into and out of your rectum while masturbating in the shower.

Chris blew his load everywhere when he was shassturbating this morning.

by Mytinylittlehand May 7, 2017

Sessions

Cool, good, impressive.

"That set last night was sessions mate."

"This grime is bare sessions bruv"

by hordiclegionrep June 10, 2017