shag the sheep

To jerk off

I saw you shag the sheep in bed the other night

by Jzdawg November 25, 2016

tend my sheep

Tending someone's sheep is taking a razor and shaving a guys Hairy ball sack

Damn last night gina had to tend my sheep.

by Sheepyballs July 30, 2017

Old English Sheepdog

The Old English Sheepdog (OES) is a large breed of dog that emerged in England from early types of herding dog. Obsolete names for the breed include Shepherd's Dog and bob-tailed sheep-dog. The nickname Bob-tail (or Bobtail) originates from how dogs of the breed traditionally had their tails docked. Old English Sheepdogs can grow very long coats with fur covering the face and eyes and do not shed unless brushed.

What if the Old English Sheepdog became mascot in Dulux ads due to similarities of its fur with a paintbrush or its smooth appearance just like the paint texture?

by Nijihara Kalinin January 19, 2020

yang yang sheep

a special kind of sheep, cowardice and weak, he will follow his shepherd to the moon.

yeung gay yang why are you so slow slow yang yang sheep

by shutmouth November 23, 2020

Kendal the sheep

This is a girl who is a sheep. She loves bahahahaing like a sheep. Kendal is obsessed with a guy named Cole. Kendal the sheep doesent know how big Coles dump-truck is what a shame. Kendal the sheep wants to gobble Cole up like coleslaw

I just ran over kendal the sheep

by Long Candlestick September 23, 2021

I fucked as many shepherds as the sheep you herded

A Turkish proverb. Used when someone is acting know-it-all against someone else that actually knows it all.

'Ben senin güttüğün koyun kadar çoban siktim'

The know-it-all: I have recently read a few articles about X online, so I think I am kind of an expert on the subject now!

The expert: You know I have a PhD in X, right? I fucked as many shepherds as the sheep you herded!

by teori April 3, 2022

it’s more than 1 way to fuck a sheep

A term used implying something can be done in more ways than 1 . Much like more than 1 way to skin a cat . There are multiple options to get the same results . Try something new or different.

Dude , there’s more than one way to skin a cat .

~why would i skin a cat ?

Good point , well it’s more than 1 way to fuck a sheep.

~just say it’s different options , weirdo

by I’mBoomboombaby April 10, 2022