scatter spray

explosive diarrhea, to paint your shorts with a runny shit spray

Man that nasty bitch scatter sprayed my face last night when i was going down on the back door.

by Rocco Cocko III May 8, 2010

shitterbating

masterbating whilst taking a shit.

Wow, Mr. Tamositis has been in there a while, I bet he's shitterbating again . . .

by henrydinhofer October 18, 2010

shitter goblin

a female buttocks
an ass that a girl has
it can be classified as good or bad

Mike: Yoo does she have a nice shitter goblin?
Bill: Yeah man, it's real nice.
Mike: Does she shit out of that thing everyday?
Bill: Yeah, but its still hot.
Mike: Solid

by JBreezy gets bitchez November 13, 2011

Shatsterbate

1. Masturbating while sitting on the toilet taking a deuce.

2. Masturbating while thinking of William Shatner

1. My room doesn't have a lock on the door so I had to go to the bathroom to shatsterbate
2. William Shatner is the only person on earth who shatsterbates

by gcrack September 19, 2011

Shitterature

Any form of literature used to entertain yourself while shitting.

Nothing fights bathroom boredom like a good stack of shitterature.

by Pious92 August 21, 2012

Shanter Volcano

A person who chats a lot of shanter (shit banter) can be reffered to as a 'Shanter Volcano', in the sense that the person in question is erupting with shanter.

The queen is a shanter volcano.

by gandhi the grey May 29, 2012

scatter technique

A technique used by a man to pick up women to try and get laid, where the man asks woman after woman if she wants to go home with him until one of them says yes. He will usually get slapped a lot but it eventually works.

Example A:
Guy 1: I don't stand a chance at getting laid. These ladies here are too uptight.
Guy 2: Just try the scatter technique. You're guaranteed to succeed eventually.

Example B:
Guy 1: I tried the scatter technique and it worked on the eleventh woman. I got slapped by the first ten.
Guy 2: Was it worth it?
Guy 1: You betcha. It's always guaranteed to work.

by deepspace10 December 14, 2012