scratchy

An animated cat from The Simpsons that is often fooled into some devious murder scheme hatched by counterpart Itchy.

They Fight, and Bite
They Fight and Fight and Bite
Fight, Fight, Fight, Bite, Bite, Bite
The Itchy and Scratchy Show!

by Balfdor July 14, 2007

scrate

Something that is great or straight... or both.

I just got a scrate flush.
Those rims are scrate.

by RickyG March 3, 2005

Secret Lemonade Drinker

A person who on the outside appears normal and acts normal. But in secret is a class A (Heroin / Crack / Meth etc) drug addict. The phrase comes from the R. Whites Lemonade television advertisment song of the 1970s / 80s as seen on British Television. In the advert a man is seen creeping downstairs at night in his pyjamas to drink lemonade from the fridge. Surprisingly there are quite a lot of Secret Lemonade Drinkers who are pillars of the community and occupy respectable professions - Doctors, Solicitors, Judges, Police Inspectors etc.

Yeah, did you hear about whats-his-name, apparently he is a "Secret Lemonade Drinker"! You wouldnt believe it of a vicar would you?

by Johnny Parrish August 23, 2011

cunt scratcher

A short skirt worn by ladies which barely covers their snatch.

See Jenny last night? She had this white cunt scratcher on, I could smell what she had for lunch!

by DAM May 17, 2006

Scratch and Sniff

Scrathing of the box and/or ass and sneaking a sniff when apparently no one is looking (but someone may catch you)!

Lil scratched her box, then tried to sneak a sniff when she lit a pull

by Noster April 28, 2004

Super Secret Black Ninja

Rarely sighted in the Poughkeepsie area, Super Secret Black Ninja or SSBN for short, has madd nasty creepin skills and has the ability to fly and pull super secret sneak attacks on unsuspecting citizens. Can be seen with 005.

Oh Shit! Was that Super Secret Black Ninja over there by that pole? Lets book it out the Double Secret Probation way...

by Super Secret Squad March 22, 2009

secret ugly

A person who misrepresents themselves online by using their most flattering picture, by using a picture that is many years out of date, or a combination therein.

Or:

Someone who uses the magic of photoshop to appear good-looking.

see also, "wordsecret ugly/word"

"I had been talking to her on AIM for months, but when I finally saw her, she was hideous like the elephant man. Total secret ugly."

by Spencer S. April 8, 2003