pleather sauna

The inside of a cheap car on a really hot day.

That junkie left her kid in the pleather sauna today and it was 105 degrees outside!!!

by skull_krusher April 18, 2017

tokyo sauna

A Tokyo Sauna happens when an overzealous sumo wrestling spectator decides to streak during a sumo wrestling competition and finds his/her-self sandwiched between 360 degrees (Celsius) of colliding sumo wrestlers.

"Is that mushimono I smell?"

"No, it's just Tokyo Sauna."

by the_tokyo_steamer May 20, 2017

adam saunders

Adam Saunders KNOWS the claw technique.

My god, got a right good claw-ing from Adam Saunders last night.

by BMovie April 23, 2018

DOG scan

Opposite of a CAT scan which checks out your "internal workins" for injuries/defects, this electromagnetic-field survey checks for anomalies OUTSIDE of the body, such as the presence of demons or other unwanted less-than-genial spiritual "hitchhikers". Not endorsed by the AMA or any other "official" medical organization --- but then what do those highfalutin narrow-minded "blindly-going-by-the-book" lame-brains know, anyway??? --- but is touted as surprisingly effective by many people, especially ones who are into wiccan/meditative healing.

I felt really wound up from having nightmares and other moderate mental disturbances, so I made an appointment for a DOG scan. Da quiet-mannered hippie-fella who administered the test was really kind and sympathetic during the procedure, and then afterwards he performed a free banishing-seance on me; I do indeed feel noticeably calmer and sleep more peacefully since then. Da long-haired dude also loaned me a couple books on alternative healing and thinking, which I am currently perusing in my spare time.

by QuacksO August 3, 2018

Bread Sauna

When you are chilling with some bubbly in a sauna with the lads, and some cunt pours a bottle of Prosecco on the hot rocks.

"Alex, come into the bread sauna, it's yeasty in here"

by Pridas October 2, 2018

Stinky Sauna

When you fart in the shower and the steam and heat has an amplification effect. Making you feel like you're in a very stinky sauna

I've got terrible guts today after that chilli sauce, shower this morning was a right stinky sauna

by BigPizzle March 19, 2019

Human Scan

When you get a printer and scan a part of your body. See printer

Yeah man I just human scanned my ass and brought it to school.

by Septic38rp May 13, 2019